你不能改變過去，但你可讓未來變得更好！浪費了時間，就浪費了生命！
脫口而出下面的方法，創造偉大奇蹟！成爲衆人仰慕的英語學習專家！
1、Tapes are the best teachers and learning companions.
They will never get bored, never get tired, and never charge you more! Love your English tapes. Make the most of this wonderful learning tool!
錄音帶是最好的老師，也是最好的學習夥伴。
錄音帶從不會厭倦，從不會疲倦，也絕不會伸手向你要更多的錢！熱愛你的英語錄音帶，最大程度地發揮這一極好的學習工具的作用吧！
2、Try to pronounce everything just like the speaker on the tape.
Imitation is the first and most important step. It’s much easier to imitate another speaker than it is to sound out each word according to phonetics in a dictionary!
盡力像錄音帶上說話的人一樣發音。
模仿是第一步，也是最重要的一步。比起根據字典上的注意讀出每個單詞，模仿另一個人的說話要容易得多！
3、Listen to Crazy English professional tapes as much as possible.
Many tapes don’t have standard pronunciation. Don’t waste your time following and practicing poor pronunciation!
一定要儘可能多地聽專業的瘋狂英語錄音帶。
很多錄音帶上的發音不標準。別浪費時間跟着練習糟糕的發音！
4、Listening and imitating should always go together.
Use the LIP method! Listen, Imitate, Practice!
聽和模仿一定要同時做。
使用“LIP”方法：聽、模仿、操練！
5、Language speaking is like singing.
Try to learn English the same way you learn a song. Speaking with emotion, tone and rhythm will make your English perfect and fluent.
說語言就像唱歌一樣。
你怎麼學唱歌，就怎麼學英語。帶着感情、注意聲調和節奏說英語，這會讓你的英語完美而流暢。
6、The best way to learn new words is to learn the correct pronunciation.
Try your best to pronounce every word as accurately as possible.
記住生詞最好的辦法就是把單詞讀準！
盡最大努力把每個單詞都發到位。
7、Repeat the words in useful sentences as many times as possible.
That is the only way to“own” a word and make it yours forever! Repetition is the mother of learning!
儘量把單詞放在有用的句子中反覆操練。
這是“擁有”一個單詞並把它變成你永遠的財富的惟一途徑！重複是學習之母！
8、Try to find as many good English sentences as possible and yell them as loudly and quickly as possible using correct pronunciation.
There are three P’s to mastering a sentence! First Pronounce each word in the sentence accurately and with exaggeration. Next, Practice each sentence as many times as possible with the Three-ly and One –breath methods! Last, Perform each sentence by saying it naturally and acting it out with emotion!
大量蒐集好句子，並用正確的發音最大聲、最快速地操練！
要掌握一個句子有三大要決：首先，準確而誇張地發出句子中的每個單詞。其次，用“三最法”和“一口氣法”儘可能多地操練每個句子！最後，把每個句子表演出來，自然地說，充滿感情地演！
9、The number of sentences is more important than the number of words.
Your English level will depend on the number of sentences you can speak. You can communicate much more with ten sentences than you can with one hundred isolated words!
句子量比單詞量更重要。
你的英語水平取決於你能說出的句子量。十個句子比一百個孤立的單詞更能讓你與他人溝通！
10、Set specific goals that you know you can achieve.
Success breeds success! Set more challenging goals as you make progress. Even if you only start with three sentences a day, you will know twenty-one new sentences by the end of the week!
定下明確的，你知道可以達成的目標。
成功造就成功！一有進步，就定下更有挑戰性的目標。就算開始時你一天只能脫口而出三句話，一個星期之後你就會21個新句子了！
11、Try to use what you’ve learned in everyday life.
Dare to show off your English, especially to people who don’t speak English! The more you use English, the more fluent your English will become.
要在每天的生活中使用你學過的東西。
大膽賣弄你的英語，尤其是對着那些不懂英語的人！你用得越多，你的英語就會越流利。
12、Try to create your own English environment.
Practice with your friends, family and people you see every day. If you don’t have anyone to practice with, talk to yourself in a mirror! It sounds crazy but it will work!
創造自己的語言環境。
每天和你的朋友、家人和見到的人操練。如果你找不到人操練，就對着鏡子自言自語！這聽起來瘋狂，但卻很有效！
13、Pretend you don’t speak Chinese when you are traveling on an airplane, staying in a hotel, or even ordering at McDonald’s.
The employees in these places don’t know you and most speak some English! Forget about your face! You really will only be losing face for overseas Chinese who don’t know how to speak their mother tongue!
坐飛機旅行時，住酒店時，甚至是在麥當勞點餐時，都可以假裝你不懂中文。
這些地方的僱員不認識你，而且大部分都會說點英語！忘記你的面子吧！就算是丟臉，你丟的也只是個不懂說母語的海外華人的臉！
14、Make your own English study cards and carry them wherever you go.
You will make the best use of spare time every day and reinforce your memory. This small action will produce a great result.
自己製作英語學習卡片並隨身攜帶。
你可以最大程度地利用每天的空閒時光，還可以強化你的記憶力。這個小小的行動將會產生巨大的效果。
15、To remember the new words and phrases you’ve learned, carry a small notebook to record and review the new materials.
要記住學過的生詞和短語，隨身攜帶一個小筆記本，記錄和複習新的材料。
16、Collect English learning material everywhere!
English magazines and newspapers are a great choice. Writing down sentences while watching American movies is another great source of reallife learning material!
到處蒐集英語學習材料！
英語雜誌和報紙都是非常好的選擇。此外還有個好方法可蒐集到活生生的學習材料：看美國電影的時候寫下其中的句子！
17、Any spare moment can be a great opportunity to exercise your English skills.
One minute is enough to read a sentence 20 times. Remember, one minute can also produce miracles. Never say that you don’t have enough time to learn English!
任何零碎時間都訓練英語技能的好機會！
一分鐘足以將一個句子讀20遍。記住：一分鐘也可以創造奇蹟。永遠都不要說你沒時間學英語！
18、Try to read a short English passage every day to build up your language sense.
This is extremely important and helpful if you want to score high on your exams. Try your best to form this great habit. We must change this situation: Reading is the weakest point for Chinese students. The only way to improve your reading ability is to read as much as possible!
每天讀一段英語短文來培養語感。
如果你想要考試得高分，這是極其重要的，也是非常有用的。要努力養成這個好習慣。我們要改變這樣的狀況：中國學生在閱讀上失分最多。提高閱讀能力的惟一辦法就是多讀！
19、Keep an English journal.
Try to write a few sentences about your day and then blurt them out as many times as possible before you go to sleep. This will teach you to “think” in English. This habit will also help you live a move organized and fruitful life. Besides, you will score higher on your composition exams!
堅持寫英語日記。
寫幾個句子描述一下你的一天，然後在睡覺前儘可能多地大聲操練。這個方法可以教會你用英語“思考”。這個習慣還可以幫助你生活得更有條理、更有成效。此外，考試時作文你也可以拿更高的分！
20、Reading loudly will greatly improve your fluency and concentration.
You will also hear your own mistakes and be able to improve them.
大聲朗讀會大大提高你的流暢度，讓你更能集中注意力。
你還可以聽到自己的錯誤，從而可以改正。
21、Choose materials that interest you!
Reading about things that you like will naturally make learning more enjoyable and efficient. Everything is easier if you enjoy doing it!
選擇讓你感興趣的資料！
閱讀你喜歡的東西自然會使學習變得更愉快、更有效。你喜歡做，事情就會更容易！
22、Speak crazily not lazily.
Always speak with zeal, pride and confidence. You will not only improve your English greatly this way, but also totally reshape your life. You will become more energetic, charming, and popular. A successful person inspires everyone around him to become successful! All great achievements begin with enthusiasm!
要瘋狂地說，而不要懶洋洋地說。
說的時候要有熱情，要自豪，要有自信。這樣的話你不但可以大大提高你的英語，還可以徹底重塑你的人生。你會更精力充沛，更有吸引力，更受歡迎。成功的人會激勵身邊的人都變得成功！一切偉業皆源於熱情！
23、Make your parents proud by teaching them some English sentences.
You can become an excellent teacher through tutoring your parents. Teaching is a great way to learn! Also remember, learning English can make people happier, feel younger and live longer!
教你的父母英語，讓他們感到驕傲。
教父母的過程中你會成爲一名出色的老師。教學是學習的極好途徑！別忘了，英語學習會讓人更快樂、更年輕、活得更長久！
24、Don’t be afraid to ask for help.
The more times you ask for help, the more powerful your English will become. Never hesitate to ask! Learn as much as you can from as many different people as you can! An eager student will always find a teacher!
不要害怕尋求幫助。
你請求別入幫越多的忙，你的英語就會越厲害。不要猶豫，儘管發問！儘可能從不同的人身上學到更多的東西！求知慾強的學生總是會找到老師！
25、Practice English for at least 5 minutes before and after every meal.
Your English will naturally grow as your body grows. If you can form this habit, you will be a very successful English learner! You will not only speak good English, but also become a fantastic test-taker!
每頓飯前後要操練至少五分鐘英語。
你的英語也會像你的身體一樣自然成長。如果你養成這樣的習慣，你就是一名非常成功的英語學習者！你不但能夠講好英語，考起試來也會遊刃自如！
26、Keep English constantly in your mind by listening, speaking of reading every day!
Constant exposure will make it much easier to master this language. If you review only once a week, you will have a hard time remembering what you’ve learned.
每天聽，每天說，每天讀，讓英語時刻留在你腦中！
持續的接觸會讓你更容易掌握這門語言。如果你只是一個星期複習一回，要記住你學的東西就太難了。
27、Always remember: The more times you move your mouth, the more developed your muscles will become, and the more fluent your English will be.
Open your mouth whenever you have a second! Don’t be afraid of being laughed at! You know, great people are always laughed at by fools.
永遠都要記住：你動嘴的次數越多，你的肌肉就會越發達，你的英語就會越流利。
一有空就張開嘴巴！別怕別人笑你！要知道，成功的人總是被傻瓜嘲笑的。
28、Use all your senses to learn English.
You must hear English, read English, touch English, smell English, and taste English. Feel English with your heart. Immerse yourself in this language. Begin to think in English.
運用一切感官學習英語。
你必須聽英語、說英語、觸摸英語、聞英語，還要嚐嚐英語的味道。用心去感受英語。讓自己沉浸在這門語言當中。學會用英語思考。
29、Keep a positive attitude about English.
If you think of English as a burden, it will be one! If you think of English as fun and exciting, you will practice more often and make progress more quickly!
學英語要有積極的態度。
如果你認爲英語是個負擔，它就是個負擔！如果你認爲英語有趣又刺激，你就會更經常地練習，進步得更快！
30、Practice the 3-ly and One-breath methods as frequently as possible.
These two magic methods will turn your Chinese muscles into international muscles.
儘量多地使用“三最法”和“一口氣訓練法”。
這兩大神奇的方法將把你的中國肌肉訓練成國際肌肉！
31、I will blurt out 10sentences every day.
I SWEAR!
I will blurt out 1 passage every week.
I SWEAR!
I will read English at least 10 times a day!
I SWEAR!
I always know actions speak louder than words.
我每天要脫口而出10個句子！
我發誓！
我每星期要脫口而出1篇短文！
我發誓！
我一天至少要讀10次英語！
我發誓！
我不會忘記，行動比言語更響亮。
32、I will read inspiring stories to encourage me to go on.
Teacher Li Yang is a great model. I always remember his words: Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence!
我要讀激勵人心的故事來鼓舞我不斷前行。
李陽老師就是一個偉大的榜樣。我會永遠記得他的話：在這世上，沒有什麼能代替堅持！
33、Last but not least, try your best to help as many people as possible!
In this way, you will make a great contribution to China, and you will be the happiest person in the world! Remember, true happiness comes from serving other people! Your success should contribute to the success of others!
最後但同樣重要的是，要全力以赴幫助儘可能多的人！
這樣的話，你就對中國作出了巨大貢獻，你就是世界上最快樂的人！記住：真正的快樂來自於服務他人！你的成功應能有助於他人的成功！
學習方法：連續30天，每天早晚各讀一遍！
大聲朗讀，一個句子、一個句子地脫口而出！一次不行兩次！兩次不行，那就在次！剛開始的時候肯定比較難、比較慢！但一定要堅持，一定要重複做！請經常想想那些堅持反覆操練數年，克服重重困難，獲得世界冠軍（全球第一）的人們，你一定可以獲得能量！我相信你能夠創造奇蹟！開始瘋狂吧！永遠記住：Great hopes make great men.
額外奉獻1
10 Useful Questions to Ask Foreigners
問外國人的10大問題
Note: China becomes more international every day! Talking with foreign visitors is a great way to use and improve your English! One quick word of advice: Try to ask open-ended questions, or questions that require more than a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ answer. This type of question keeps a conversation flowing and give you more chance to practice! Avoid questions like, ‘Do you know how to use chopsticks?’ or ‘Do you like Chinese food?’
李陽老師的話：中國每天都變得更加國際化！跟外國人談話是使用並提高英語的一個極佳途徑！我的一點忠告：儘量問一些開放式的問題，或者說不能僅僅用“是”或“不”來回答的問題。這種問題會讓談話持續，給你更多的機會練習！避免問“你會用筷子嗎？”或“你喜歡中國食物嗎？”這樣的問題。
1．Have you been to China before?
你以前來過中國嗎？
2．Are you here for business or pleasure?
你是來出差的還是來玩的？
3．How do you like it here so far?
到目前爲止你覺得這兒怎麼樣？
4、What impresses you most about China?
中國什麼讓你印象最深？
What bothers you most about China?
中國什麼最讓你煩惱？
5．What’s your favorite Chinese food?
你最喜歡的中國食物是什麼？
6．Have you learned any Chinese?
你學過中文嗎？
7．How many places have you been to in China?
你去過中國多少地方？
8．Which places do you like best?
哪些是你最喜歡的地方？
9．What is your hometown like?
你的家鄉是什麼樣子的？
10．How is China different from you country?
中國跟你的國家有什麼不同？
額外奉獻2
Reading the Most Important Way to Learn English
閱讀——最重要的英語學習途徑
1、Before you can start speaking and writing in English, your brain must get enough correct English sentences. You can’t speak English if you have never seen an English sentence in your life. This is obvious. And you can’t speak English well if you have not seen a large number of English sentences.
你的大腦裏必須存有足夠多的正確的英語句子，你才能開始說、寫英語。顯而易見，或平生從未見過一個英語句子，你是不可能說英語的；而沒有見過大量的英語句子，你就不可能說好英語。
2、There are two ways to get correct English sentences: listening and reading. Both are good, but reading is usually much easier than listening. With the help of a good dictionary you will be able to understand English texts much more easily than, for example, English television or movies.
獲取英語的句子有兩種途徑：聽和讀。兩種都行，但是讀通常比聽容易得多。藉助於一本好字典來理解英語文章，比起理解諸如英語電視或電影來要容易得多。
3、If you read just one book in English you will feel that your English has become much better. You will start using lots of new vocabulary and grammar in your school compositions and e-mail messages. You will be surprised, but English phrases will just come to you when you are writing or speaking! Things like the past simple tense and how to use the word“since”will become part of you. You will use them automatically, without thinking. Correct phrases will just appear in your head.
你只要讀過一本英語書，你就會感到你的英語有了很大的改善，在學校作文或電子郵件中你會開始使用很多新單詞和語法。你會驚訝於自己寫作或說話時英語措辭就這麼信手拈來。像“一般過去時”和如何使用單詞“since”這樣的事情已經和你融爲一體。你將不假思索的自動用上它們；正確的表達法會浮現於你的腦海。
4、It will be easy to use English, because your brain will only be repeating the things that it has seen many times. By reading a book in English, you have fed your brain with thousands of English sentences. They become a part of you. How can you make a mistake and say“I feeled bad”, if you have seen the correct phrase（“I felt bad”）250 times in the last book you’ve read? You simply cannot make that mistake anymore.
這樣用起英語來將會很輕鬆，因爲你的大腦僅僅是將見過很多次的東西重複一下而已。通過閱讀一本英語書，你將成千上萬個英語句子注入了你的頭腦中，它們成了你的一部分。如果你在最近讀過的一本書中見過250次正確的表達法“I felt bad”,你怎麼可能再錯誤地說成“I feeled bad”？你決不可能再犯那樣的錯誤了。
5、This is true for hundreds of words and grammar structures. If you read in English, you can forget about grammar rules. Throw away your grammar book! You don’t need to know the rules for the present perfect tense. You don’t even have to know what“present perfect”means. Instead, read a few books in English and soon you will feel that“I have seen Paul yesterday”is wrong, and“I saw Paul yesterday”is correct. How? Simple. Your brain has seen the second kind of sentence 192 times, and the first kind 0 times.
這個（方法）適用於紛繁複雜的單詞和語法結構。如果你用英語閱讀，你會將語法規則置於腦後。扔掉你的語法書！你無需瞭解現在完成時的用法，你甚至可以不必知道“現在完成”是什麼意思。而該做的是，去讀幾本英語書，你很快就會發現“I have seen Paul yesterday”是錯的，而“I saw Paul yesterday”是對的。爲什麼呢？很簡單：你的大腦接觸過第二種句型192次，而第一種是0次。
6、This is what we call grammar intuition. This is how native speakers know what is correct. It’s no magic. You can do it, too. The only difference between you and native speakers is that they have heard and read more English sentences than you have.
這就是我們所說的語法直覺。說本族語的人就是以此來分辨什麼是正確的說法。一點都不神祕，你也能做到。你和說本族語的人之間惟一差別就是，他們聽的和讀的英語句子比你多。
額外奉獻3
A Story about Lu Xun
Lu Xun was one of the great writers in China.
Once Lu Xun spoke to some young people about the study of foreign languages. He said:“You must not give up studying foreign languages for even a day. To master a language, words, and grammar rules are not enough. You must do a lot of reading. Take a book and read it until you finish it. At the same time look up the words in the dictionaries and study grammar rules. When you read a book, very often you find it hard to understand. Never mind. Put it away and start another one. In a few months or half a year, go over the first book once again; you are sure to understand much more than before. Young people have good memories. If you learn a few words every day and keep on reading all the time, in four or five years, you will certainly be able to read books in the foreign language.”
魯迅的故事
魯迅是一位偉大的中國作家。
有一次他向一些年輕人談到學外語，他說：“學外語一天都不能間斷。要掌握一門語言，光有單詞和語法規則是不夠的，你得大量閱讀。拿本書來讀，直到讀完。同時在字典上查單詞並學習語法規則。在讀一本書的時候，你常常會覺得很難懂。不要緊，把它放在一邊，換一本來讀。幾個月或半年後再將第一本書看一遍，你肯定會比以前理解要好得多。年輕人記憶力很好。如果每天記幾個單詞，並且堅持不懈地閱讀，四、五年後你們肯定能夠閱讀外文書籍了。”
★The 33 Golden English Learning Rules stimulated me to study English with great passion. 我是一名初二學生。《33條軍規》調動了我學習英語的積極性，並讓我形成了良好的學習習慣。不但是英語，我還把它們運用到其它科目的學習中，學習成績大大提高。我的成績從期中考試第38名提高到現在第12名。我對自己充滿信心！我會很快成爲全班第一、全校第一！
——四川學員
★我是來自廣西自治區的英語學習者，學習英語已經有了十年的時間，但總是原地踏步，正當我覺得無比失望想放棄的時候，李陽瘋狂英語《征服英語的33條軍規》給我帶來了學習英語新的希望。我再次充滿了鬥志！ ——廣西學員
★《征服英語的33條軍規》讓我拋棄矜持，拋開羞怯，展現自我，我真的打從心底裏感謝這種瘋狂精神與學習方法對我的改變。它不僅對我的英語學習大有幫助，也改變了我人生態度。衷心地說聲：“謝謝”。
——湖南學員
★學了十多年英語，也教了多年英語，我自認我的英語還是蠻優秀的，但《33條軍規》給了我前所未有的震撼！第一次讀到時我就非常的興奮！作爲嘗試，我用5天時間把33條軍規全部背了下來，沒想到這本身就是一種極大的提高：我說英語時突然覺得比以前流暢了很多！我一定要與我的學生們分享這33條軍規，相信這一定可以幫助他們解決英語老大難的問題！
——江蘇英語老師
★They’re inspiring! They’re terrific! They’re just great even for a native speaker liker me! I’ve been teaching English for years in China. I think now I’ve found a new, effective way to teach English!
——James Wilson
征服英語的33條軍規
33條攻克英語的致勝法則！33個英語成功的良好習慣！33段漂亮流暢的英文段落！每天脫口而出一條法則！每天實踐一條法則。33天獲得英語的巨大成功！
Dear English learners,
Please practice the following golden rules as much as possible! You will not only improve your English, but also become an English teaching professional! When you put your energy into something, the results will be powerful! These rules will help you reach all of your English learning goals. Have patience with yourself and remember, when you do the best you can, you can create miracles! You cannot pay someone to practice for you. You are responsible for your own success. I am always here to support and encourage you along the way. With each rule you practice you will take a step closer to your goal! Trust yourself! Believing in yourself is the first step to improving yourself!
親愛的英語學習者們：請儘可能多地操練下面這些黃金法則！你不但能夠提高你的英語水平，更能成爲英語教學專家！當你集中精力做某事時，結果將非常強大！這些規則將幫你達成你所有的英語學習目標。對自己耐心點，記住：當你盡力而爲時，你就可以創造奇蹟！你不能花錢請人來爲你練習。對你自己的成功負責的是你自己。我會一直在這裏支持你、鼓勵你。你每操練一條規則，就向你的目標邁進了一步！相信你自己！相信自己是提升自己的第一步！