今天這篇小短文，很有意思。一起來看看吧：
You made quiche for me?
Quiche isn't Sexy.
It's an egg trying to be more than breakfast.
It's an omelet disguising itself as a savory pie.
Disguising itself means pretend to be something else.
Savory means appetizing, delicious, yummy.
Quiche is an omelet disguising itself as a savory pie.
It’s the perky beginning to one’s day when it should be the lusty end.
Perky means cheerful and lively.
Lusty means healthy, strong, fit, vigorous.
Quiche is the perky beginning to one’s day when it should be the lusty end.
You could have made lamb, rare and wonderful.
Small bites would turn to large bites and soon we’d have the lamb bones in our hands and we’d devour it.
devour means eat hungrily, eat greedily, eat up
We would devour the lamb. Then we’d devour each other.
But you made Quiche. One does not devour Quiche.
Quiche is eaten in dainty bites.
Dainty means small, delicate, tasty
And by serving me Quiche, you are telling me something.
Quiche is childish. Egg is just immature chicken.
Immature means not fully developed
Egg is just immature chicken.
You see?
We haven’t hatched. (a couple was not born)
We’ve tried.
We've rubbed the sticks together but there is no spark.
rub two sticks together means to make fire
a spark is a small flash of light
We have tried to make a love connection but it did not lead to love.
We've rubbed the sticks together but there is no spark.
You shouldn’t have made me quiche.