Do Not Click On This Article: You’ll Regret It

So I guess you clicked the article anyways.

Can’t you read instructions or were you just born to explore the unknown?

You better exit this article before it’s too late

Want to read more?

Before you keep reading, then have in mind you’ll regret it.

Why you may ask? Because I will not give you any valuable content in this article.

Zero

Zip

Nada

Are you still here?

What are you hoping for? Do you think that the code to wealth suddenly pops up the more you read this article?

Or do you think I’ll send you $10,000 for not listening to the title?

You must be crazy. Get out of this article now!

Can’t you see it?

This article is just a waste of time.

You’ll not get anything from keep reading except nothing.

Okay Okay, I give up

Of course, I’ll give you something. How dare you think otherwise.

I’m teaching you a lesson

Social Media is a blessing and a curse. There are those moments where you find good, transparent, honest, and valuable content.

But that is more the exception to the rule than the rule itself

Often it is an ignorant individual (hey that’s me) with a slightly too cheeky headline that entices you to click on an article that waste five more minutes of your otherwise so precious life.

So be critical when reading, and don’t trust those clickbait titles blindly.

Here’s $50 for free

Thank you for sticking around to the end. Although the content itself wasn’t that valuable, I want to host a little secret giveaway within this article, so congrats if read until now.

So please read that article or don’t it doesn’t matter as long as you can guess the name of my second profile on Medium. Yup it will be hard, but I’ll hide clues on my second profile so keep your eyes open.

Comment your guess in the comment section, and I’ll be picking a winner at the end of August.

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