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There's nothing to tell!
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He's just some guy I work with!
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C'mon, you're going out with the guy!
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There's gotta be something wrong with him!
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All right Joey, be nice.(嘴下留情)
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So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?(駝背和假髮)
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Wait, does he eat chalk?(粉筆)
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Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
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Okay, everybody relax.
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This is not even a date.
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It's just two people going out to dinner and-
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not having sex.
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Sounds like a date to me.
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Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria,(自助餐廳)
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and I realize I am totally naked.
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Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
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Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone...
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there.
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- Instead of...?
- That's right.
- Never had that dream./No.
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All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.
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Now I don't know what to do,
everybody starts looking at me.
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And they weren't looking at you before?!
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Finally, I figure I'd better answer it,
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and it turns out it's my mother,
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which is very-very weird,(怪異)
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because- she never calls me!
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Hi.
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This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
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Are you okay, sweetie?
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I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine,(抓起我的小腸)
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pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
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Cookie?
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Carol moved her stuff out today.
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- Let me get you some coffee.
- Thanks.
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No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura!(光環)
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No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
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Fine! Be murky!(繼續倒黴去吧)
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I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope
she'll be very happy.
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- No you don't.
- No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!(讓...見鬼去吧)
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And you never knew she was a lesbian...(女同性戀)
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No!! Okay?!
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Why does everyone keep fixating on that?(集中在)
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She didn't know, how should I know?
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Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian...
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Did I say that out loud?
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I told mom and dad last night,
they seemed to take it pretty well.
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Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M.,
(歇斯底里) (哭泣)
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"I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren."
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was what? A wrong number?
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Sorry.
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Alright Ross, look.
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You're feeling a lot of pain right now.
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You're angry. You're hurting.
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Can I tell you what the answer is?
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Strip joint!(脫去,場所)
(脫衣舞酒店)
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C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!(荷爾蒙)
(有性需求)
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I don't want to be single, okay?
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I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!
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And I just want a million dollars!
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- Rachel?!
- Oh God Monica hi! Thank God!
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I just went to your building and you weren't there and
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then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here
and you are, you are!
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- Can I get you some coffee?
- De-Caff
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Okay, everybody, this is Rachel,
another Lincoln High survivor.
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This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and-
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you remember my brother Ross?
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- Hi, sure!
- Hi.
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So you wanna tell us now,
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or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?(伴娘)
(不懂,four wet什麼意思)
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Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding.
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I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents,
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and I was looking at this gravy boat.(調味汁瓶)
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This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat.
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When all of a sudden-
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Sweet 'n' Lo?-
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I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat
than by Barry!
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And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me:(有斑紋的,有條紋的)
how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.
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Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but...
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Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering
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'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'
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So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart,(有一點kind of,漂移,日漸疏遠)
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but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
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Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
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Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...(這件事就別提了)
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Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ,
and she's really not happy about it.
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Tuna or egg salad? Decide!(金槍魚)
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I'll have whatever Christine is having.
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Daddy, I just... I can't marry him!
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I'm sorry. I just don't love him.
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Well, it matters to me!
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If I let go of my hair,
my head will fall off.
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Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.
pant 氣喘
pants 短褲
wear the pants (婦女)掌權當家
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I say push her down the stairs.
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Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!
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C'mon Daddy, listen to me!
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It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me,
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'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'.
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And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe?
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What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat!
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No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha-
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It's a metaphor, Daddy!(比喻)
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You can see where he'd have trouble.
(你看他也有些問題)
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Look Daddy, it's my life.
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Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
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Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...
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Well, maybe that's my decision.
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Well, maybe I don't need your money.
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Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!
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Just breathe, breathe.. that's it.
Just try to think of nice calm things...
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Raindrops on roses
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and rabbits and kittens,
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bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens...
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La la la la... something and noodles with string. These are a few...
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I'm all better now.
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I helped!
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Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know?
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Independence. Taking control of your life.
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The whole, 'hat' thing.
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And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey.
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Me and Chandler live across the hall.
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And he's away out.
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Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!
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What, like there's a rule or something?
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Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.
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It's, uh, it's Paul.
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Oh God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in!
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- Who's Paul?
- Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?
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- Maybe.
- Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
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- He finally asked you out?
- Yes!
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Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.
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Rach, wait, I can cancel...
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Please, no, go, that'd be fine!
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Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?
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That'd be good...
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- Really?
- No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
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What does that mean? Does he sell it,
drink it, or just complain a lot?
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Hi, come in! Paul, this is..
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... everybody, everybody, this is Paul.
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Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!
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I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?
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Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...
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A wandering?
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Change! Okay, sit down. Two seconds.
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Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.
拔出 睫毛
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Hey, Paul! / Yeah?
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Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot
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over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red.
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Shut up, Joey!
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So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?
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Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!
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Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God..
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No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your-
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-big lizards...(蜥蜴)
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Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight,
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Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
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Yes, and we're very excited about it.
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Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.
It's been kinda a long day.
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Okay, sure.
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Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?
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Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.
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Love is sweet as summer showers,
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love is a wondrous work of art,
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but your love oh your love,
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your love...
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is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart.
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La-la-la-la-la- Thank you.
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La-la-la-la...ohhh...
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I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things,
using a bunch of these little worm guys.
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I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and-
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I cannot feel my legs.
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- I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here.
- It's a beautiful thing.
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What's this?
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I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket.
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- Which goes where?
- I have no idea.
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Done with the bookcase! / All finished!
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This was Carol's favorite beer.
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She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.
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Hey-hey-hey-hey,
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if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here.
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Yes, please don't spoil all this fun.
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Ross, let me ask you a question.
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She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV-
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what did you get?
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- You guys.
- Oh, God.
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- You got screwed.
- Oh my God!
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Oh my God!
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I know, I know, I'm such an idiot.
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I guess I should have caught on
when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week.
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I mean, how clean can teeth get?
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My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess.
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How did you get through it?
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Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers,
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- say her...
- ...leg?
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That's one way! Me, I-
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I went for the watch.
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You actually broke her watch?
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Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, I-
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I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel.(撕碎)
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- Ooh, steer clear of you.(避開, 繞開)
- That's right.
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Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry...
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I know you probably think that this is all about
what I said the other day about you making love
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with your socks on,
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but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju-
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Hi, machine cut me off again...
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anyway...look, look,
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I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky
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to become Mrs. Barry Finkel,
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but it isn't me, it's not me.
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And not that I have any idea who me is right now,
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but you just have to give me a chance to...
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I'm divorced!
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I'm only 26 and I'm divorced!
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Shut up!
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You must stop!
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That only took me an hour.
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Look, Ross, you gotta understand,
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between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento.
mento(不知何意)
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You, however have had the love of a woman for four years.
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Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of
which she ripped your heart out,
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and that is why we don't do it!
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I don't think that was my point!
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You know what the scariest part is?
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What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know?
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I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it?
我的意思是如果你只有一個女人時該怎麼辦
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Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her...
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What are you talking about? 'One woman'?
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That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you.
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Lemme tell you something, Ross.
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There's lots of flavors out there.
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There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla.
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You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream!(生奶油)
232
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This is the best thing that ever happened to you!
233
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You got married, you were, like, what, eight?
234
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:25,171
Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!
235
00:15:25,171 --> 00:15:28,309
I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
我真的不知道自己是飢渴還是慾火焚身？
236
00:15:28,309 --> 00:15:31,748
Stay out of my freezer!
237
00:15:33,438 --> 00:15:38,510
Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...
238
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,431
What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?
239
00:15:41,431 --> 00:15:46,185
No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.
240
00:15:46,185 --> 00:15:50,475
Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?
241
00:15:50,475 --> 00:15:52,404
Isn't there?
242
00:15:52,404 --> 00:15:55,795
Yeah... yeah, I think there is.
243
00:15:55,795 --> 00:15:58,647
-What were you gonna say?
244
00:15:59,399 --> 00:16:02,506
Well, ever-ev-...
245
00:16:02,506 --> 00:16:05,828
ever since she left me,
246
00:16:05,828 --> 00:16:08,994
um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform.
247
00:16:08,994 --> 00:16:10,665
...Sexually.
248
00:16:13,227 --> 00:16:16,234
- Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry...
- It's okay...
249
00:16:16,234 --> 00:16:21,828
I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now.
250
00:16:21,828 --> 00:16:25,073
- Um... how long?
- Two years.
251
00:16:26,857 --> 00:16:31,587
Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!
252
00:16:31,587 --> 00:16:36,228
So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?
253
00:16:37,527 --> 00:16:41,421
...Yeah. Yeah, I do.
254
00:16:42,078 --> 00:16:48,680
We are gathered here today to join Joanne Louise Cunningham and Charles,
255
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:55,226
Chachi-Chachi-Chachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony.(婚姻)
256
00:16:56,918 --> 00:17:00,666
Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi!
257
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:03,678
That's the difference!
258
00:17:04,714 --> 00:17:06,731
Grab a spoon.
259
00:17:06,731 --> 00:17:10,205
Do you know how long it's been
since I've grabbed a spoon?
260
00:17:10,205 --> 00:17:13,865
Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero'
mean anything to you?
261
00:17:17,798 --> 00:17:19,590
Great story!
262
00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:21,069
But, I uh, I gotta go,
263
00:17:21,069 --> 00:17:25,757
I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea... Oh man,
264
00:17:25,757 --> 00:17:29,483
Angela's the screamer, Andrea has cats.
265
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:33,544
Right. Thanks. It's June. I'm outta here.
266
00:17:34,946 --> 00:17:36,997
Y'know, here's the thing.
267
00:17:36,997 --> 00:17:42,395
Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,...
268
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,317
who am I gonna ask?
269
00:18:06,371 --> 00:18:10,673
Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.
270
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,730
- That is amazing.
- Congratulations.
271
00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:16,830
Y'know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.
272
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:21,567
If can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do.
273
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:26,108
Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something...
omelet n.煎蛋卷
274
00:18:29,397 --> 00:18:32,881
Although actually I'm really not that hungry...
275
00:18:33,788 --> 00:18:37,051
Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here.
276
00:18:37,711 --> 00:18:40,078
Morning. Good morning.
277
00:18:41,438 --> 00:18:43,262
- Morning.
- Morning, Paul.
278
00:18:43,262 --> 00:18:47,203
- Hello, Paul.
- Hi, Paul, is it?
279
00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:55,785
- Thank you! Thank you so much!
- Stop!
280
00:18:55,785 --> 00:18:58,269
No, I'm telling you last night was like umm,
281
00:18:58,269 --> 00:19:00,858
all my birthdays, both graduations,
282
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plus the barn raising scene in Witness.
283
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,631
We'll talk later.
284
00:19:15,074 --> 00:19:16,885
Yeah. Thank you.
285
00:19:23,475 --> 00:19:26,325
That wasn't a real date?!
286
00:19:26,794 --> 00:19:29,704
What the hell do you do on a real date?
287
00:19:30,923 --> 00:19:34,547
- Shut up, and put my table back.
- Okayyy!
288
00:19:34,547 --> 00:19:39,185
All right, kids, I gotta get to work.
If I don't input those numbers,...
289
00:19:39,185 --> 00:19:41,907
it doesn't make much of a difference...
290
00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:48,541
So, like, you guys all have jobs?
291
00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:50,437
Yeah, we all have jobs.
292
00:19:50,437 --> 00:19:53,871
See, that's how we buy stuff.
293
00:19:54,635 --> 00:19:56,484
Yeah, I'm an actor.
294
00:19:56,484 --> 00:19:58,914
Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?
295
00:19:58,914 --> 00:20:01,627
I doubt it. Mostly regional work.
296
00:20:01,627 --> 00:20:07,245
Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio,
at the little theater in the park.
297
00:20:07,963 --> 00:20:09,888
Look, it was a job all right?
298
00:20:09,888 --> 00:20:13,786
'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'
299
00:20:14,835 --> 00:20:18,890
- I will not take this abuse.
- You're right, I'm sorry.
300
00:20:18,890 --> 00:20:22,757
"Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."
301
00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:26,585
You should both know, that he's a dead man.
302
00:20:27,662 --> 00:20:30,428
Oh, Chandler?
303
00:20:31,988 --> 00:20:33,477
So how you doing today?
304
00:20:33,477 --> 00:20:36,168
Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry?
305
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,384
I can't stop smiling.
306
00:20:38,384 --> 00:20:42,476
I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.(衣架)
307
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:50,650
I know, he's just so, so...
308
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,585
Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco?
309
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,556
Oh, yeah.
310
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:56,882
Well, it's like that. With feelings.
311
00:20:57,472 --> 00:21:01,191
- Oh wow. Are you in trouble.
- Big time!
312
00:21:01,191 --> 00:21:04,193
Want a wedding dress? Hardly used.
313
00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:06,922
I think we are getting a little ahead of selves here.
(我想我們有點不知所以了)
314
00:21:06,922 --> 00:21:10,478
Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work
315
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:13,471
and not think about him all day.
316
00:21:13,471 --> 00:21:16,316
Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work.
317
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,237
- Oh, look, wish me luck!
- What for?
318
00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:22,553
I'm gonna go get one of those job things.
319
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:33,505
Hey, Monica!
320
00:21:33,505 --> 00:21:36,447
Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?
321
00:21:36,447 --> 00:21:38,967
You had sex, didn't you?
322
00:21:39,692 --> 00:21:40,945
How do you do that?
323
00:21:40,945 --> 00:21:45,721
Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex!
324
00:21:46,129 --> 00:21:49,503
So? Who?
325
00:21:49,503 --> 00:21:51,310
You know Paul?
326
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,988
Paul the Wine Guy?
327
00:21:52,988 --> 00:21:56,384
Oh yeah, I know Paul.
328
00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:59,510
You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?
329
00:21:59,510 --> 00:22:00,601
Are you kidding?
330
00:22:00,601 --> 00:22:01,992
I take credit for Paul.
因...而得到好評
331
00:22:01,992 --> 00:22:06,446
Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
[snAp]
v.猛地吸住, 突然折斷, 使劈啪地晌, 猛咬
[5tE:tl]
n.海龜
遇到我之前他已有兩年無法入道。
332
00:22:08,846 --> 00:22:11,629
Of course it was a lie!
333
00:22:11,629 --> 00:22:14,389
Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?
334
00:22:14,389 --> 00:22:17,590
I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated
335
00:22:17,590 --> 00:22:20,229
than 'to get you into bed'
336
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:23,197
I hate men! I hate men!
337
00:22:23,197 --> 00:22:26,770
Oh no, don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe.
338
00:22:27,363 --> 00:22:29,085
Is it me?
339
00:22:29,085 --> 00:22:35,392
Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
340
00:22:35,392 --> 00:22:38,001
All right, c'mere, gimme your feet.
[5^imi]
<口>=give me(或give it to me)
341
00:22:44,401 --> 00:22:47,127
I just thought he was nice, y'know?
342
00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:53,606
I can't believe you didn't know it was a line!
343
00:22:57,599 --> 00:22:59,833
- Guess what?
- You got a job?
344
00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:03,490
Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing!
345
00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:06,407
I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
346
00:23:06,407 --> 00:23:08,308
And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.(樂觀)
347
00:23:08,308 --> 00:23:13,745
You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!
348
00:23:13,745 --> 00:23:16,649
Oh, how well you know me...
349
00:23:17,346 --> 00:23:22,224
They're my new 'I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!
350
00:23:23,266 --> 00:23:24,950
How'd you pay for them?
351
00:23:24,950 --> 00:23:26,352
Uh, credit card.
352
00:23:26,352 --> 00:23:29,028
And who pays for that?
353
00:23:29,028 --> 00:23:31,754
Um... my... father.
354
00:23:33,748 --> 00:23:37,876
Oh God, come on you guys, is this really necessary? I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want.
355
00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:40,171
C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life.
356
00:23:40,171 --> 00:23:43,666
I know that. That's why I was getting married.
357
00:23:44,383 --> 00:23:47,834
Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time.
358
00:23:47,834 --> 00:23:48,831
Thank you.
359
00:23:48,831 --> 00:23:51,107
You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city.
360
00:23:51,107 --> 00:23:55,349
I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison,
361
00:23:55,349 --> 00:23:57,312
and I got here, and I didn't know anybody.
362
00:23:57,312 --> 00:24:03,706
And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself,
albino n.白化病者, 白化變種
windshield n.擋風玻璃
363
00:24:03,706 --> 00:24:09,285
and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.
n. 用香料按摩
364
00:24:11,463 --> 00:24:14,510
The word you're looking for is
365
00:24:14,510 --> 00:24:17,305
'Anyway'...
366
00:24:20,162 --> 00:24:21,510
All right, you ready?
367
00:24:21,510 --> 00:24:24,529
No. No, no, I'm not ready! How can I be ready?
368
00:24:24,529 --> 00:24:27,104
"Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?"
parachute n.降落傘
369
00:24:27,104 --> 00:24:28,628
Come on, I can't do this!
370
00:24:28,628 --> 00:24:30,437
- You can, I know you can!
- I don't think so.
371
00:24:30,437 --> 00:24:34,314
Come on, you made coffee! You can do anything!
372
00:24:35,312 --> 00:24:41,582
C'mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,...
373
00:24:42,752 --> 00:24:44,524
Y'know what?
374
00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:46,726
I think we can just leave it at that.
375
00:24:46,726 --> 00:24:48,802
It's kinda like a symbolic gesture...(象徵性的姿勢)
376
00:24:48,802 --> 00:24:51,045
Rachel! That was a library card!
377
00:24:53,006 --> 00:24:57,029
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut..
378
00:24:57,029 --> 00:25:01,743
Y'know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream.
379
00:25:04,601 --> 00:25:06,516
Welcome to the real world!
380
00:25:06,516 --> 00:25:09,348
It sucks. You're gonna love it!
糟透了，但你會喜歡的！
381
00:25:16,989 --> 00:25:19,105
Well, that's it
382
00:25:19,105 --> 00:25:20,366
You gonna crash on the couch?
你要睡在沙發上嗎？
383
00:25:20,366 --> 00:25:22,671
No. No, I gotta go home sometime.
384
00:25:22,671 --> 00:25:24,923
- You be okay?
- Yeah.
385
00:25:25,989 --> 00:25:28,557
Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor.
386
00:25:29,954 --> 00:25:31,688
What?
387
00:25:31,688 --> 00:25:33,713
That's Paul's watch.
388
00:25:33,713 --> 00:25:36,164
You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy
389
00:25:37,729 --> 00:25:41,425
- Alright. Goodnight, everybody.
- Goodnight.
390
00:25:49,389 --> 00:25:50,879
Mmm.
391
00:25:52,089 --> 00:25:54,503
- Sorry- /- No no no, go-
- No, you have it, really, I don't want it-
392
00:25:54,503 --> 00:25:57,318
- Split it?
- Okay.
393
00:26:00,834 --> 00:26:04,649
Okay. You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um,
394
00:26:04,649 --> 00:26:07,169
major crush on you.
肯定能迷死你
395
00:26:08,153 --> 00:26:10,037
I knew.
396
00:26:10,037 --> 00:26:12,651
You did! Oh....
397
00:26:12,928 --> 00:26:16,492
I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
geeky 令人討厭的
398
00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:19,190
I did.
399
00:26:22,761 --> 00:26:29,549
Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here-
你是否認爲如果拋開其他不好的因素，
400
00:26:29,914 --> 00:26:34,980
but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?
401
00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:39,361
Yeah, maybe...
402
00:26:39,361 --> 00:26:48,272
Okay... okay, maybe I will...
403
00:26:51,829 --> 00:26:54,209
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
404
00:27:07,673 --> 00:27:09,326
See ya....
405
00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:14,263
Waitwait, what's with you?
406
00:27:15,892 --> 00:27:18,632
I just grabbed a spoon.
407
00:27:26,649 --> 00:27:30,147
- I can't believe what I'm hearing here.
- I can't believe what I'm hearing here...
408
00:27:30,147 --> 00:27:33,305
- What? I-I said you had a-
- What I said you had...
409
00:27:33,305 --> 00:27:34,919
Would you stop?
410
00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:37,906
- Oh, was I doing it again?
- Yes!
411
00:27:38,404 --> 00:27:40,634
I said that you had a nice butt,
我是說你有一個不錯的屁股，
412
00:27:40,634 --> 00:27:43,198
it's just not a great butt.
413
00:27:43,198 --> 00:27:45,964
Oh, you wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit ya.
它又沒跳起來咬過你，你怎麼知道不是了不起。
414
00:27:45,964 --> 00:27:48,122
There's an image.
415
00:27:49,388 --> 00:27:52,232
Would anybody like more coffee?
416
00:27:53,268 --> 00:27:55,905
Did you make it, or are you just serving it?
417
00:27:55,905 --> 00:27:59,504
- I'm just serving it.
- Yeah. Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee.
418
00:27:59,504 --> 00:28:02,401
Kids, new dream...
I'm in Las Vegas.
419
00:28:02,401 --> 00:28:05,368
Ahh, miss? More coffee?
420
00:28:05,368 --> 00:28:08,982
Ugh. Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there?
421
00:28:09,289 --> 00:28:10,640
Go ahead.
422
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,493
Thank you.
423
00:28:12,493 --> 00:28:14,351
Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas.
424
00:28:14,351 --> 00:28:20,770
Okay, so, I'm in Las Vegas... I'm Liza Minelli-
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2
00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:55,985
沒什麼好說的！
3
00:00:55,985 --> 00:00:57,943
他不過是我的同事！
4
00:00:57,945 --> 00:01:00,119
少來了，你和那個人一起出去！
5
00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:02,116
拜託，和你交往的男人一定有問題！
6
00:01:02,761 --> 00:01:04,864
打住，喬伊，嘴下留德。
7
00:01:04,866 --> 00:01:06,987
他駝背？既駝背又帶假髮？
8
00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,168
慢着，他吃粉筆嗎？
9
00:01:11,646 --> 00:01:14,551
我只是不想你重蹈我和卡爾的覆轍。
10
00:01:15,001 --> 00:01:17,337
各位別急，
11
00:01:17,337 --> 00:01:18,699
這不算約會。
12
00:01:18,699 --> 00:01:21,084
我們不過是出去吃晚餐，而且
13
00:01:21,084 --> 00:01:23,065
不做愛。
14
00:01:23,477 --> 00:01:25,874
聽起來好像是說我的約會。
15
00:01:27,745 --> 00:01:30,749
記得中學時代的夢，
我站在自助餐廳，
16
00:01:30,751 --> 00:01:34,029
突然發現自己全身赤裸。
17
00:01:34,030 --> 00:01:36,175
我做過那樣的夢。
18
00:01:36,175 --> 00:01:40,627
我低頭一看，
看見有一支電話……
19
00:01:40,627 --> 00:01:42,732
在那兒。
20
00:01:44,380 --> 00:01:47,985
- 而不是……？
- 沒錯。
- 我沒做過那樣的夢，沒有。
21
00:01:47,985 --> 00:01:52,022
那支電話突然響起，
22
00:01:52,461 --> 00:01:55,459
而我不知道怎麼辦，
每個人都開始望着我。
23
00:01:55,460 --> 00:01:57,389
他們以前不看你嗎？！
24
00:01:58,946 --> 00:02:02,125
終於，我認爲我應該接，
25
00:02:02,784 --> 00:02:05,724
結果是我媽打來，
26
00:02:06,146 --> 00:02:09,093
我感到很奇怪，
27
00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:11,415
因爲我媽不曾打過電話給我！
28
00:02:15,574 --> 00:02:17,376
嗨。
29
00:02:19,772 --> 00:02:22,761
這傢伙向我打招呼時我就想自殺。
30
00:02:23,436 --> 00:02:25,401
你還好吧？
31
00:02:25,401 --> 00:02:29,021
我感覺有人把手伸入我的喉嚨
抓起我的腸子，
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從我的口中取出，
然後綁在我脖子上……
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餅乾？
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卡羅今天把她的東西搬走了。
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- 我幫你泡杯咖啡，
- 謝了。
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不要……別清理我的靈氣。
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可是……別碰我的靈氣就是了。
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好吧，保持晦氣！
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我會沒事的，真的，我祝她幸福。
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- 不，你不會的，沒錯，
- 我不會的，去她的，她甩掉我！
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而且你一直都不知道她是女同性戀者。
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沒有！！行了吧？！
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爲何大家都圍着這個話題打轉？
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連她不知道，我怎會知道。
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有時真希望自己也是個女同志。
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我剛剛大聲說出來了嗎？
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昨晚我告訴我父母，
他們好像還挺好。
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真的嗎，凌晨三點我接到一個電話，
一個女人歇斯底里的向我哭訴，
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“我不能抱孫子了，
我不能抱孫子了。”
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那是什麼？打錯了？
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對不起。
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別悶悶不樂了，羅斯。
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你現在很痛苦。
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我一肚子火,心如刀割。
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我能告訴你解決之道嗎？
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脫衣舞酒店。
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你單身，有性需求。
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我不想單身的。
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我只想再結婚。
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我只想要一百萬！
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- 瑞秋？！
- 天啊，莫妮卡，謝天謝地！
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我到過你的住處，你不在。
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有個拿着一根大榔頭的人說你可能會在這兒，
結果你真的在這兒。
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- 想來杯咖啡嗎？
- 無咖啡因的。
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各位，她叫瑞秋，
另一位從林肯高中生存下來的人。
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這位叫錢德勒，
菲比，喬伊。
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還記得我哥羅斯嗎？
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- 當然。
- 嗨。
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你想現在告訴我們，
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還是等伴娘來再說？
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婚禮前半個小時發生了變數。
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我在堆放禮物的房間裏，
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看着船形滷肉盤，
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非常漂後的船形滷肉盤，
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突然間……
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有沒有代糖？
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我瞭解船形滷肉盤此巴瑞更能引起我的“性趣”
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我自己都嚇了一跳，
巴瑞愈看愈像豬頭先生。
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我一直都認爲他很眼熟。
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總之,我必須離開。
我開始想，
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我爲何這麼做？
我爲誰這樣做？
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於是我不知該走往何處，
我知道你我日漸疏遠。
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但是你是我在這個城市，
認識的唯一一個人。
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好像是唯一沒受邀參加婚禮的人。
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這件事就甭提啦。
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我猜他送她一臺管風琴，
她肯定不喜歡，
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金槍魚還是雞蛋沙拉？快決定！
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我要擁有克莉絲汀擁有的一切。
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爸，我不能嫁給他……
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對不起，我只是不愛他。
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對，是我的問題！
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如果我沒了頭髮，
還不如去死。
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她不該穿那條褲子。
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我建議推她下樓，
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推她下樓！
推她下樓！
推她下樓！
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爸，你聽我說……
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大家這樣評價我這一輩子：
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你是一隻鞋……
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今天我倒想看看如果我不再是鞋會怎樣。
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我說如果我想當皮包呢？
或是帽子呢？
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不，我不需你幫我買帽子。
我說我是一頂帽子。
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爸，這是一種比喻。
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你看他也有些問題。
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爸，這是我的人生。
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或許我會和莫妮卡住在這兒。
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我想我們已確定好誰要和莫妮卡住在這兒。
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或許那是我的決定。
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或許我不希罕你的錢。
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等一下，等一下……我說的是或許！！
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深呼吸，就這樣。
試着想着美好的事物……
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玫瑰上的雨滴，
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貓嘴上的鬍鬚，
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門鈴和雪橇之類的。
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啦 啦 啦……
還有手套……
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我現在好多了。
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我的功勞。
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或許這樣最好，
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要自立，決定自己的事情。
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The whole, 'hat' thing.
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有任何需要找喬伊準沒錯。
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我和錢德勒就住在對面，
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而且他經常不在家。
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喬伊,少趁虛而入了，
今天是她大喜的日子。
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什麼？有規定不能嗎？
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別再這樣，聲音很刺耳。
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我是保羅。
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天啊，6:30了嗎？讓他進來！
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保羅是誰？調酒的那個保羅？
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- 或許吧。
- 等等，你今晚該不是真的要和調酒的那個保羅約會吧？
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他終於開口約你了？對。
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終於被你等到了。
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瑞秋，等等，我可以取消。
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不用了，你去吧，我不會有事的。
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羅斯，你沒事吧。
你要我留下來嗎？
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那樣最好……
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- 真的嗎？
- 假的，去吧！是保羅，調酒師耶！
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什麼意思？他是賣酒的，
喝酒的，還是評酒的？
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請進！ 保羅，這位是……
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……各位，各位，他就是保羅。
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保羅……調酒大師。
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抱歉，我沒聽清楚你名字。
保羅，是嗎？
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我馬上就好，我去，去……
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神魂恍惚啦？
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換衣服！請坐，兩秒鐘。
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我剛拔掉四根睫毛，不妙。
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嗨，保羅！ 嗯，有何指教？
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一個小祕密，莫妮卡其實就喜歡這樣，
你摩擦她脖子的同一個地方，
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反反覆覆，直到那裏開始有點發紅。
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喬伊你給我閉嘴！
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瑞秋，你打算如何渡過今晚？
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我應該在前往阿魯巴渡蜜月的途中，因此沒了！
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我懂，你沒去渡蜜月。
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雖然阿魯巴在此時……
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有很多……大蜥蜴
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如果你今晚不想獨處，
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喬伊和錢德勒要到我那兒幫我組合新傢俱，
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對，我們都相當興奮。
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謝謝，但我今晚想待在這兒，
我折磨了一天。
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好吧，當然。
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菲此，想幫忙嗎？
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我可以去，
但我不去。
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愛情似炎炎夏日中的陣雨般美妙，
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love is a wondrous work of art,
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but your love oh your love,
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your love...
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is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart.
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啦-啦-啦-啦-啦- 謝謝。
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啦-啦-啦-啦……喔…………
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我應該用蝸桿將托架裝在側面，
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但我沒看見托架和蝸桿，而且，
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我的腳好麻。
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- 我想我們做好書架了。
- 真漂亮。
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這是什麼？
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我只能說這是個“L”型托架。
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- 是哪兒的？
- 我也不知道。
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書架做好了！終於做好了！
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這是卡羅最愛喝的啤酒。
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她總是不用杯子喝，我早應該看出蛛絲馬跡。
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嗨…………
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如果你再這樣，我們就走了。
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對啊，請不要破壞這裏的樂趣。
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羅斯，我問你一個問題。
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她分得傢俱，音響和好電視。
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你分得什麼？
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- 你們。
- 天啊。
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- 你昏頭了吧。
- 嗯，天啊！
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嗯，天啊。
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我知道，我是個大白癡。
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她每週看四五次牙醫時我就該瞭解，
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我指牙齒能有多乾淨？
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我哥正承受着這種痛苦，
一副失魂落魄的樣子。
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你是怎麼熬過來的？
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你可以不小心砸爛她貴着的東西，如她的……
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- 她的……
- ……腿？
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這樣也不賴！我……
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我砸爛了她的表。
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你真的砸爛過她的表？
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哇！我做過的最壞的事情是，
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我撕碎了男朋友最喜歡的浴巾。
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- 嗯，機智脫身。
- 對啊。
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巴瑞，真是對不起。
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你一定認爲此事與我那次說的話有關，
關於你做愛時，
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穿着襪子，
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其實不是，
問題出在我身上，我……
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答錄機又把我掛斷了。
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不管怎樣……瞧瞧，瞧瞧，
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我知道某個女孩會不可思議的，
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成爲凡可·巴瑞太太，
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但那不是我，不是我。
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而我現在連我自己是誰都不知道，
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但你還應該給我一個機會向你……
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我離婚啦！
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我才26歲就離婚啦！
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閉嘴！
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你還是停下來吧！
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我才花了一小時。
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看啊，羅斯，你應該理解，
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我們認識不是太久，
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但你和一個女人相愛已經四年了，
220
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四年的封閉和分享，
最後她把你的心都麻醉了，
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這就是我們爲什麼不這樣做！
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這還不是最重要的！
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你知道最可怕的是什麼？
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00:14:41,104 --> 00:14:43,544
萬一每個人一生只有一個女人怎麼辦？
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我的意思是如果你只有一個女人時該怎麼辦？
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不幸地我唯一的女人愛的是……她
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你在說什麼？一個女人。
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那就像在說你只能吃一種口味的冰淇淋，
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羅斯，告訴你吧，
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冰淇淋的口種有千百種。
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有各種點心糖果冰淇淋……
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你可以加上小糖條或是核果，
或是奶油，
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這是你一生中最美好的事。
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你八歲時就結婚了吧？
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歡迎來到世界！ 抓住勺子！
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我真的不知道自己是飢渴還是慾火焚身？
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那麼就別碰我家的冰箱。
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自從她甩掉我之後我，
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什麼？…………
什麼，你打算邊嚼麪條邊講？
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不，這就像是”第五次約會真情告白”
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有第五次約會？
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不需要嗎？
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需要，我想需要的。
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你剛纔想說什麼？
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這個……呃……
246
00:16:02,506 --> 00:16:05,828
自從她離開後，
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我就一直無法……沒做過……
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……性方面的……
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- 天啊，天啊，對不起，對不起。
- 沒關係……
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00:16:16,234 --> 00:16:21,828
你現在需要的應該不是讓人吐口水吧。
251
00:16:21,828 --> 00:16:25,073
- 多久了？
- 兩年了。
252
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哇！真高興你砸爛了她的表！
253
00:16:31,587 --> 00:16:36,228
你還想要第五次約會？
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……當然想。
255
00:16:42,078 --> 00:16:48,680
我們今天來這裏參加
喬安妮·路易絲·坎寧安和查爾斯·
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恰棋-恰棋-恰棋·阿可勒的神聖婚禮。
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喔……看……喬安妮愛的是恰棋。
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差別就在這兒！
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抓住勺子。
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00:17:06,731 --> 00:17:10,205
知道我等着“抓這把勺子”等了多久嗎？
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00:17:10,205 --> 00:17:13,865
你對”此爾，別逞英雄”這句話有感覺嗎？
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非常對不起！
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但我要走了，
264
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我有個約會，和
安德里亞……安吉拉……安德里亞……嗨，
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安吉拉喜歡尖叫，安德里亞養貓。
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對。謝謝。六月份了。我走了。
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00:17:34,946 --> 00:17:36,997
是這樣的。
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00:17:36,997 --> 00:17:42,395
就算我鼓起勇氣約女人出去，
269
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,317
但我要約誰呀？
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00:18:06,371 --> 00:18:10,673
神奇吧？我這輩子從沒泡過咖啡。
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- 真神奇。
- 恭喜了。
272
00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:16,830
你看，我覺得只要我會泡咖啡，
就沒有什麼不行。
273
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:21,567
如果能侵入波蘭，
就能征服一切。
274
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:26,108
如果你興致大發想做蛋餅，
275
00:18:29,397 --> 00:18:32,881
老實說我不太餓……
276
00:18:33,788 --> 00:18:37,051
好啊，Lenny和Squigy來啦。
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早安。早安。
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- 早安。
- 早安，保羅。
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- 你好，保羅。
- 嗨，保羅，是嗎？？
280
00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:55,785
- 謝謝你！太謝謝你了！
- 好了！
281
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不行，我要告訴你昨晚就像
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我所有的生日，畢業典禮，
283
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和穀倉收穫季節加在一起一樣。
284
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,631
晚點打電話。
285
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好。謝謝。
286
00:19:23,475 --> 00:19:26,325
那還不叫約會？！
287
00:19:26,794 --> 00:19:29,704
那你真正的約會到底幹些什麼？
288
00:19:30,923 --> 00:19:34,547
- 閉嘴，把桌子擡回去。
- 好吧！
289
00:19:34,547 --> 00:19:39,185
孩子們，我要上班去了。
如果我不輸入那些數字……
290
00:19:39,185 --> 00:19:41,907
也沒什麼關係……
291
00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:48,541
你們大夥兒都有工作？
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00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:50,437
對，我們都有工作。
293
00:19:50,437 --> 00:19:53,871
這樣纔有錢買東西。
294
00:19:54,635 --> 00:19:56,484
對，我是個演員。
295
00:19:56,484 --> 00:19:58,914
我見過你嗎？？
296
00:19:58,914 --> 00:20:01,627
大概沒見過吧。
我大部份都是在地區性的節目中演出。
297
00:20:01,627 --> 00:20:07,245
等等，除非你看過小木偶的重播。
298
00:20:07,963 --> 00:20:09,888
這也算是工作吧？
299
00:20:09,888 --> 00:20:13,786
瞧，蓋佩多，我是個活生生的小男孩。
300
00:20:14,835 --> 00:20:18,890
- 我不會理睬這種羞辱。
- 你說得對，抱歉。
301
00:20:18,890 --> 00:20:22,757
"我曾是個小木偶……小木偶……"
302
00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:26,585
告訴你們，他死定了。
303
00:20:27,662 --> 00:20:30,428
嗨，錢德勒？
304
00:20:31,988 --> 00:20:33,477
今天感覺如何？
305
00:20:33,477 --> 00:20:36,168
睡得還好吧？和巴瑞通過電話嗎？
306
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,384
我無法停止笑。
307
00:20:38,384 --> 00:20:42,476
我看得出來。
你這樣子像是昨晚口中含着衣架睡覺。
308
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:50,650
我知道，他是那麼……
309
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,585
還記得你和東尼戴馬克？
310
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,556
記得。
311
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:56,882
就像那樣。那樣感覺。
312
00:20:57,472 --> 00:21:01,191
- 你惹上麻煩了。
- 大麻煩！
313
00:21:01,191 --> 00:21:04,193
需要婚紗嗎？幾乎沒用過的。
314
00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:06,922
我想我們有點不知所以了。
315
00:21:06,922 --> 00:21:10,478
我要清醒，去工作。
316
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:13,471
整天都不想他，
317
00:21:13,471 --> 00:21:16,316
或者只是清醒然後去工作。
318
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,237
- 祝我幸運！
- 爲什麼？
319
00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:22,553
我要去找工作。
320
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:33,505
嗨，莫妮卡！
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00:21:33,505 --> 00:21:36,447
法蘭妮，歡迎回來！
佛羅里達如何？
322
00:21:36,447 --> 00:21:38,967
你們上牀了，對不？
323
00:21:39,692 --> 00:21:40,945
你怎麼看出來的？
324
00:21:40,945 --> 00:21:45,721
哦，我恨你，我推着我的洛茲阿姨經過帕羅叢林，
你卻在做愛！
325
00:21:46,129 --> 00:21:49,503
和誰呀？
326
00:21:49,503 --> 00:21:51,310
認識保羅嗎？
327
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,988
保羅，那個調酒的？
328
00:21:52,988 --> 00:21:56,384
對，我認識保羅。
329
00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:59,510
你認識保羅像我認識他一樣？
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00:21:59,510 --> 00:22:00,601
愛說笑，
331
00:22:00,601 --> 00:22:01,992
他還得謝我呢。
332
00:22:01,992 --> 00:22:06,446
遇到我之前他已有兩年無法入道。
333
00:22:08,846 --> 00:22:11,629
顯然他是騙你的！
334
00:22:11,629 --> 00:22:14,389
爲什麼？
爲什麼會有人那樣做？
335
00:22:14,389 --> 00:22:17,590
我想答案比
336
00:22:17,590 --> 00:22:20,229
”設法騙你上牀”更復雜。
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00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:23,197
我恨男人！我恨男人！
338
00:22:23,197 --> 00:22:26,770
不，別恨，你也不想把他們丟出宇宙吧。
339
00:22:27,363 --> 00:22:29,085
問題出在我身上？
340
00:22:29,085 --> 00:22:35,392
難道我有特殊氣味。
只有狗和感情有嚴着問題的男人才聞得到。
341
00:22:35,392 --> 00:22:38,001
過來，腳給我。
342
00:22:44,401 --> 00:22:47,127
我以爲他是個好男人。
343
00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:53,606
我無法相信你不懂這是騙局。
344
00:22:57,599 --> 00:22:59,833
- 猜猜看？
- 你找到工作了？
345
00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:03,490
開玩笑？ 我書都白唸了！
346
00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:06,407
今天的十二個面試全泡湯了。
347
00:23:06,407 --> 00:23:08,308
不過你卻異常興奮。
348
00:23:08,308 --> 00:23:13,745
換成是你，你也會一樣。
如果你遇見John and David的皮靴打五折。
349
00:23:13,745 --> 00:23:16,649
你真是太瞭解我了。
350
00:23:17,346 --> 00:23:22,224
這是我的新皮靴，
我不需要工作，不需要父母，
因爲我有新皮靴！
351
00:23:23,266 --> 00:23:24,950
你怎麼付錢？
352
00:23:24,950 --> 00:23:26,352
信用卡啊。
353
00:23:26,352 --> 00:23:29,028
卡費誰費？
354
00:23:29,028 --> 00:23:31,754
我爸。
355
00:23:33,748 --> 00:23:37,876
天啊，好啦，有必要嗎？
我是說，我可以隨時忍住揮霍的。
356
00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:40,171
成熟點，你不能靠你爸一輩子。
357
00:23:40,171 --> 00:23:43,666
我知道，所以我選擇結婚。
358
00:23:44,383 --> 00:23:47,834
饒了她吧，第一次獨立並不輕鬆。
359
00:23:47,834 --> 00:23:48,831
謝謝。
360
00:23:48,831 --> 00:23:51,107
不客氣。我記得我第一次來到紐約時的情況，
361
00:23:51,107 --> 00:23:55,349
當時我十四歲，我媽剛自殺，
我繼父再度入獄，
362
00:23:55,349 --> 00:23:57,312
我在這兒人生地不熟。
363
00:23:57,312 --> 00:24:03,706
最後我和患白化症的男人同居。
他爲港務局的人清洗車窗。
後來他自殺了。
364
00:24:03,706 --> 00:24:09,285
然後我找到芳香按摩治療的工作。
所以請相信我你的心情我能體會。
365
00:24:11,463 --> 00:24:14,510
你需要的是，
366
00:24:14,510 --> 00:24:17,305
“無論如何”……
367
00:24:20,162 --> 00:24:21,510
好的，準備好了嗎？
368
00:24:21,510 --> 00:24:24,529
不。不，不，我沒準備好！
我怎麼會準備好呢？
369
00:24:24,529 --> 00:24:27,104
嗨，瑞秋！你準備好不用降落傘跳出飛機嗎？
370
00:24:27,104 --> 00:24:28,628
不行，我不行！
371
00:24:28,628 --> 00:24:30,437
- 你能行的, 我知道你能行！
- 我不覺得.
372
00:24:30,437 --> 00:24:34,314
來吧，你會泡咖啡！
你就什麼都可以！
373
00:24:35,312 --> 00:24:41,582
來，剪，剪，剪，剪……
374
00:24:42,752 --> 00:24:44,524
你們知道嗎？
375
00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:46,726
我認爲我們可以把它們留在那裏。
376
00:24:46,726 --> 00:24:48,802
只做個象徵性的姿勢就可以了。
377
00:24:48,802 --> 00:24:51,045
瑞秋！ 那是借書卡！
378
00:24:53,006 --> 00:24:57,029
剪，剪，剪，剪，剪，剪，剪……
379
00:24:57,029 --> 00:25:01,743
知道嗎，如果你們仔細聽，
你們會聽到上千的商家在尖叫。
380
00:25:04,601 --> 00:25:06,516
歡迎來到現實的世界。
381
00:25:06,516 --> 00:25:09,348
糟透了，但你會喜歡的！
382
00:25:16,989 --> 00:25:19,105
好，就到這。
383
00:25:19,105 --> 00:25:20,366
你要睡在沙發上嗎？
384
00:25:20,366 --> 00:25:22,671
不，我要回家。
385
00:25:22,671 --> 00:25:24,923
- 你沒事吧？
- 還好。
386
00:25:25,989 --> 00:25:28,557
嗨，看我在地板上發現什麼？
387
00:25:29,954 --> 00:25:31,688
什麼？
388
00:25:31,688 --> 00:25:33,713
那是保羅的手錶。
389
00:25:33,713 --> 00:25:36,164
放回原地就好了。
390
00:25:37,729 --> 00:25:41,425
- 好。晚安，各位。
- 晚安。
391
00:25:49,389 --> 00:25:50,879
嗯……
392
00:25:52,089 --> 00:25:54,503
- 對不起。- 不，不，不，走開-
- 吃吧，我不餓。
393
00:25:54,503 --> 00:25:57,318
- 分開？
- 行。
394
00:26:00,834 --> 00:26:04,649
你大概不知道我在高中時，
395
00:26:04,649 --> 00:26:07,169
肯定能迷死你。
396
00:26:08,153 --> 00:26:10,037
我知道。
397
00:26:10,037 --> 00:26:12,651
你知道？ 哦……
398
00:26:12,928 --> 00:26:16,492
我總想你認爲我不過是莫妮卡的書呆子哥哥。
399
00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:19,190
沒錯。
400
00:26:22,761 --> 00:26:29,549
你是否認爲如果拋開其他不好的因素，
401
00:26:29,914 --> 00:26:34,980
我能偶爾約你出去嗎？有時？有可能？
402
00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:39,361
好，或許吧……
403
00:26:39,361 --> 00:26:48,272
或許我會的……
404
00:26:51,829 --> 00:26:54,209
- 晚安。
- 晚安。
405
00:27:07,673 --> 00:27:09,326
回頭見……
406
00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:14,263
等等，你怎麼了？
407
00:27:15,892 --> 00:27:18,632
我剛“抓住了勺子”！
408
00:27:26,649 --> 00:27:30,147
- 我真不敢相信我的耳朵。
- 我真不敢相信我的耳朵。
409
00:27:30,147 --> 00:27:33,305
- 我說你有一個……
- 我說你有一個……
410
00:27:33,305 --> 00:27:34,919
你有完沒完？
411
00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:37,906
- 我的老毛病又犯了？
- 沒錯！
412
00:27:38,404 --> 00:27:40,634
我是說你有一個不錯的屁股，
413
00:27:40,634 --> 00:27:43,198
但不是個了不起的屁股。
414
00:27:43,198 --> 00:27:45,964
它又沒跳起來咬過你，你怎麼知道不是了不起。
415
00:27:45,964 --> 00:27:48,122
只是想象。
416
00:27:49,388 --> 00:27:52,232
誰要喝咖啡？
417
00:27:53,268 --> 00:27:55,905
你煮的還只是端過來而已？
418
00:27:55,905 --> 00:27:59,504
- 端來而已。
- 好，好，給我來杯咖啡。
419
00:27:59,504 --> 00:28:02,401
孩子們，新夢……
我在拉斯維加斯。
420
00:28:02,401 --> 00:28:05,368
嗨，小姐？加點咖啡？
421
00:28:05,368 --> 00:28:08,982
嗯，勞駕，請遞給那個人？
422
00:28:09,289 --> 00:28:10,640
去啊。
423
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,493
謝謝。
424
00:28:12,493 --> 00:28:14,351
對不起。好，拉斯維加斯。
425
00:28:14,351 --> 00:28:20,770
我在拉斯維加斯……
我是麗莎明妮莉……