昨晚上回去把髒衣服和牀上用品都洗了，估計洗完也到了12點多，今天還是那麼早就醒來了。不過發現只要心情好做什麼事情都不覺得累，邊洗衣服邊哼點曲子完全覺得這的確也是一種放鬆。早上跑步到學校已經好一會子，昨晚上夢見要趕火車去什麼地方，但是和媽媽她們走散了。我就到處找她們和火車的位置，我還帶了一個小孩子，莫名其妙的遇到一幫人想要搶小孩還是幹嘛的，我看形式不對，就打翻一個人趕快跑了出去。打架之前還在給老爸打電話呢，中途也沒有掛，跑到了安全的地方一聽老爸好擔心又是好傷心，奇怪的夢，就是沒有夢見桃子。
早上既然來得那麼早心情也不是那麼差了，就翻譯一篇老外的完美男人吧。
Without you,I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway.I have gift angxiety,Even through i don't know when you birthday is.We can spend perfct days shoppint and cleaning together.
I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parellel parking.
If you consent to live with me,I'll clean the toilet every week.I'll do it with my tongue if you ask.I'll strike the words "Hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary.I love you,Even if your name is MiMi and you want my to pronounce it "May May".I'll only pass gas underneath the covers and only under a direst circumstance.Hell,I'll go on a low cholesterol diet.And i won't buy one of those red sports cars when i hit my mid-life crisis.
Your parent can visit us every week,Even if your mon is a big witch with a capital "B".Your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us.I declare i'll separate the whites from the colors and i learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes.I'll never huff and puff when waiting for you to put on my makeup.If you're a cat person,I'll nver point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning,But a cat can't.I'll so happy to see chick flicks with you.Like "pride and Prejudice".
I'll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo.I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it.I pledge to always say "yes" when you ask,"Is my hair looking okay tonight?".I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word "Cuddle".I'll gonna save every birthday card you send me!And i'll actually write you a real letters when we're apart.
I'm never gonna expect you to know where i left my car keys,and i'll never leave my socks on the floors.With me you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste.I'll start wearing those bikini style underwear if you like.My belly button will always be lint free.I want to full-on kiss your clitoris.It will be the most passionate,intimate experience you've ever bad.I declare now,I will give my life for you.And if you fail to come to me,i know some part of me will surely die.
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沒有你，我就像一條被遺棄在路邊的狗，那麼孤獨。雖然我不知道你的生日是那一天，但是我還是很渴望送一些什麼禮物給你。我們可以花整天整天的時間用於一起購物和一起打掃清潔。我發誓，在你停車的時候掛花了車輪我也永遠不會取笑你。
如果你願意和我一起生活，每個周我都會把衛生間打掃得乾乾淨淨，就算你要我用舌頭來打掃我也會那麼幹。我不會再說“Hooters”和“Love rockets”（暫時不知道這兩次詞有什麼別的含義，大概是髒話一類的，文化底蘊不同不能完全理解）。我愛你，即便你的名字叫咪咪但是你希望我深情的叫你美美。我只會在地底下和最糟糕的環境中放屁，日常生活中我會做一些低膽固醇含量的食物。在中年危機出現的時候我也絕不會買一輛紅色的運動跑車。
你的父母每個周都可以過來和我們一起，就算你媽媽是一個以"B"字母打頭的老巫婆。因爲可以和我們一起住一起生活你的家人就不用去養老院。我承諾我不會被五顏六色迷失了雙眼，我知道用冷熱水交替洗澡的祕密。在等你爲我化妝的過程中我不會生氣、不會氣喘吁吁。如果你是哥軟弱的人我不會嘲笑在你落水的時候一隻狗狗能挽救你的生命但是貓貓卻不行。看到你和小雞玩得不亦樂乎我也會感覺很快樂，就像傲慢和偏見總描述的那樣。
下廚的時候我會嘗試做一些沒有吃過的小菜，比如用秋葵莢燒成的濃湯。在吃你做的難以下嚥的菜品的時候我不會皺起眉頭，會覺得它們和奶酪一樣的好吃。每當你問我”今晚我的髮型好看嗎？“我會總是回到”很好看“，在你身上我會對擁抱有一個全新的意味。每天我會認真的閱讀你的星座信息，認真思考。我會保存任何每一張你送我的生日賀卡，當我們不在一起的時候我會給你寫書信。
我不會期望你知道我把我的車鑰匙放在哪兒去了，我也不會把鞋襪亂扔在地板上。和我一起你會發現牙膏總是好好的蓋着，如果你喜歡的話我會穿上比基尼內衣，我的肚臍永遠是你可以自由停靠的港灣。我會美美的親吻你的任何地方，我保證這將是你最富激情最親密的體會。我發誓，爲了你我會不惜一切，我知道如果沒有你我身體的某一部分將不會再有任何的生機。
翻譯完成，吃早餐去了。。。。。。