(Lauren is fishing with her dad)
Dad,I hate this.
Why?
It's boring.
It's hot outside.
And I don't like fish!
I went fishing with your grandfather every summer.
Really?
He was a very different person when he was fishing.
He talked a lot.
But he was usually quite!
What did he talk about?
His life before he moved to the United States.
Did you know that he was a policeman in Japan!
But he really wanted to be a singer.
Grandpa? ! I don't believe it!
Dad, did you invite me to go fishing because you want to talk more?
Yes…
You moved to new city and now we don't talk much.
We don't need to go fishing to talk about things.
That's good…
Because I think fishing is boring too!
在我的钓鱼之行后，读到这段“钓鱼之行”的对话，我只get到两点：
一：钓鱼很无聊
二：夏天钓鱼
好了，我来说说我的钓鱼之行。
我休年假。今年因为疫情，年假一直没休，这都到年底了，排班系统强制休息一周。
我本来计划来个短途旅行，毕竟最近疫情又出现反复，出行受到限制，曹同志也没有假期，天气预报也不给力…
躺在家里吃吃喝喝看看书刷刷剧睡睡觉，其实挺舒服的。
不知道曹同志哪根筋搭错了，他忽然组织了一项活动：周日钓鱼。
一个八百年没钓过一回鱼的人…
车库里倒是有鱼竿，被装在一个很漂亮的绿色行李箱里，十几年前从威海带回来的，就没用过…
我记得买回来时，我看过一回，是海钓的抛竿，鱼浮是黑色的，鱼竿尽头有铃铛，一旦有鱼上钩，铃铛就会响…
闲话少说，但说：到了周日那天
果然如天气预报的一般：下雨，降温，断崖式降温。
曹同志难得组织一回活动， 不占天时，不占地利，这人和必须给力啊！
早早起床，开了几十公里的车，到了乡下，抖抖索索下了车，一行人排着队往野塘出发
田间小径，泥泞难行，运动鞋与皮鞋都变得厚重不堪…
唉！我真不想回忆了…
在瑟瑟的风中，在绵绵的雨中，手都不想伸出来…
一系列骚操作后，鱼没钓到，鱼线上了树…
半个小时后，全体撤退，到饭店打牌去了…
这种天气钓鱼的，没有一个是真爱！
最后，让我觉得不虚此行的是：买到一只走地鸡，一篓草鸡蛋，几尾野生鲫鱼，还有两瓶农家自磨的麻油。
钓鱼之行结束了，但这事还没完
就这样，还勾起了曹同志钓鱼的热情
他这几天天天下单买钓鱼工具，还预约了这周休息日继续钓鱼。
I hate this.
It's boring.