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既然没人愿意承认 那就让我来吧
Ok.*************
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我们的彩蛋射击技术逊毙了
We *******************
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简直丢脸丢到家
Oh,******
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胜败乃兵家常事
oh.come on. *****************
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可也不能输给那啥Kyle火焰队啊
yes,but **********
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我想我们得承认
I think ***************
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对方手段太野蛮了
those *********
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不 我们的惨败是由于自身能力的低下
No,we were annihilated by our own incompetence
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以及某些人无法遵守上级指示
and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command.
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Sheldon 别再计较了!
Sheldon,let it go!
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不行 我想说说Wolowitz射我背后的事情
No,I want to talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the ck.
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我有充分的理由
I shot you for good reason.
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你正把我们引向灾难之中
You were leading us into disaster.
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我下达了简洁且明确的命令
I was giving clear,concise orders.
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你躲在树后面喊 "打那个戴帽子的小孩!
You hid behind a tree yelling,"Get the kid in the yarmulke!
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"打那个戴帽子的小孩!"
Get the kid in the yarmulke!"
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嗨 你们好
Oh,hey,guys.
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- 嗨 Penny - 早上好 女士
-Oh,hey,Penny. Hello. -Morning,ma'am.
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游戏如何 好玩吗?
So,how was paintball?Did you have fun?
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当然 如果好玩是指被自己的队员给害死的话
Sure,if you consider being fragged by your own troops fun.
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你等着好了 我会就此事展开调查的
You clear space on your calendar--there will be an inquiry.
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好吧
Okay.
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对了 我周六会举行一场派对
Um,hey,I'm having a party on Saturday,
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你们有空的话 不如一起过来玩吧
so if you guys are around,you should come on by.
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- 派对? - 是啊
-A party? -Yeah.
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是...男生女生的派对?
A... "boy-girl" party?
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呃...有男生 有女生 而且是场派对
Well,there will be boys and there will be girls and it is a party,so...
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其实也就是朋友聚聚
It'll just be a bunch of my friends.
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喝喝啤酒 跳跳舞
We'll have some beer,do a little dancing.
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跳舞?
Dancing?
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嗯 我不能确定 Penny...
Yeah,I don't know,Penny...
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其实 我们不太...
The thing is,we're not...
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- 我们更适合... - 不行
-No,we're really more of a... -No.
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不过谢谢你能邀请我们
But thanks.Thanks for thinking of us.
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确信吗? 来嘛 万圣节哦
Are you sure? Come on,it's Halloween.
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万圣节派对?
A Halloween party?
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化妆舞会吗?
As in... costumes?
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当然了
Well,yeah.
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有主题吗?
Is there a theme?
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呃 万圣节咯
Um,yeah,Halloween.
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那服装是随自己挑呢 还是有特定流派?
Yes,but are the costumes random,or genre-specific?
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我还是不知道你在说什么
As usual,I'm not following.
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他是想问 能不能穿成科幻人物 ...
He's asking if we can come as anyone from science fiction,fantasy...
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- 当然 - 漫画里的人呢?
-Sure. -What about comic books?
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- 当然 - 动漫?
-Fine. -Anime?
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- 当然了 - 电视 电影
-Of course. -TV,film,
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日本漫画 希腊神话 罗马神话 北欧神话
D- and-D,manga,Greek gods,Roman gods,Norse gods--
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随便! 你喜欢就行
Anything you want! Okay?
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你想穿啥就穿啥
Any costume you want.
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再见
Bye.
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各位 向缝纫机前进!
Gentlemen,to the sewing machines.
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<font color=#38B0DE>The Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 06</font>
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我来开
I'll get it.
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哦 不
Oh,no.
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哦 不
Oh,no.
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世界上速度最快的人来啦!
Make way for the fastest man alive!
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哦 不
Oh,no.
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我都说了应该先开会讨论一下嘛
See,this is why I wanted to have a costume meeting.
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我们还有别的服装 换一下就可以了
We all have other costumes: We can change.
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或者我们可以整晚都保持一列纵队
Or we could walk right behind each other all night
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看起来就像是一个人在快速移动
and look like one person going really fast.
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不不不
No,no,no.
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这是男生女生的派对 闪电侠得单独行动
It's a boy-girl party,this flash runs solo.
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不如这样
Okay,how about this?
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谁都不许穿成闪电侠
Nobody gets to be The Flash.
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全部去换掉 如何?
We all change. Agreed?
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同意
Agreed.
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我要扮弗拉多! (电影<魔戒>中人物)
I call Frodo!
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靠!
Damn!
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嘿
Hey.
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抱歉迟到 我的锤子被公交车门卡住了
Sorry I'm late,but my hammer got stuck in the door on the bus.
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你要扮北欧神化中的雷神?
You went with Thor?
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怎么 印度人就不能扮北欧神祗了吗?
What,just because I'm Indian I can't be a Norse god?
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"不不 Raj只能演印度神仙"
"No,no,Raj has to be an Indian god."
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这是种族歧视
That's racism.
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Wolowitz也不是英国人
I mean look at Wolowitz.He's not English,
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可是他打扮成了彼得潘
but he's dressed like Peter Pan.
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Sheldon既不是声波也不是光波
Sheldon is neither sound nor light,
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但很明显 他穿成了多普勒效应
but he's obviously the Doppler effect.
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我不是彼得潘
I'm not Peter Pan.
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我是罗宾汉
I'm Robin Hood.
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是啊?
Really?
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我看过彼得潘 你穿的和Cathy Rigby一模一样 (著名百老汇演员 在舞台上饰演该角色24年之久)
Because I sawPeter Pan,and you're dressed exactly like Cathy Rigby.
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她比你大了一号 不过造型完全一样
She was a little bigger than you,but it's basically the same look,man.
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Sheldon 派对开始前我得先和你谈谈
Hey,Sheldon,there's something I want to talk to you about before we go to the party.
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我不管别人懂不懂
I don't care if anybody gets it.
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我就是要穿成多普勒效应
I'm going as the Doppler effect.
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- 我不是要说这个 - 如果有必要 我会当场演示
-No,it's not that. -If I have to,I can demonstrate.
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好极了
Terrific.
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这次派对是Penny第一次 邀请我加入她的社交圈
this party is my first chance for Penny to see me in the context of her social group,
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你今晚可不能给我难堪
and I need you not to embarrass me tonight.
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难堪的具体定义是什么?
Well,what exactly do you mean by embarrass you?
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比方说 今天晚上
Well,for example,tonight,
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没人需要知道我的中间名是Leakey
no one needs to know that my middle name is Leakey.
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这和难堪根本一点关系也没有
But there's nothing embarrassing about that.
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你父亲曾经和Louis Leakey一起共事
Your father worked with Louis Leakey,
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一个伟大的人类学家
a great anthropologist.
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跟你尿床的事也丝毫无关
It had nothing to do with your bed-wetting.
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总之我的意思是 这次派对乃天赐良机
All m saying is that this party is the perfect opportunity for Penny
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Penny可以把我当成她的同伴看待
to see me as a member of her peer group,
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一个潜在的亲密好友 也许还不止
a potential close friend,and perhaps more,
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我不想一副怪胎的样子
and I don't want to look like a dork.
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先告诉你们 各位
Just a heads up,fellas.
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如果有人好彩 我的箭筒里准备了套套
If anyone gets lucky,I've got a dozen condoms in my quiver.
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嗨 各位
Oh,hey,guys.
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嘿 对不起来晚了
Hey. Sorry we're late.
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晚?
Late?
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才7:05呢
It's 7:05.
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你说过派对7点开始
And you said the party starts at 7:00.
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没错 可是如果派对定在7点
Well,yeah,I mean,when you start a party at 7:00,
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没人会7点就入场
no one shows up at,you know,7:00.
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已经7:05了
It's 7:05.
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是是 没错
Yes. Yes,it is.
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好吧 请进
Okay. Well,um,come on in.
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怎么 女生全部去了洗手间吗?
So,what,are all the girls in the bathroom?
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她们各自家里的洗手间
Probably,but in their own homes.
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那个...服装大游行几时开始?
So,what time does the costume parade start?
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游行?
The parade?
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对啊 这样评委可以给最佳造型颁奖
Yeah,so the judges can give out the prizes for best costume.
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比如最吓人奖 最逼真奖
You know,most frightening,most authentic,
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科学原理演示之最佳视觉效果奖
most accurate visualization of a scientific principal.
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真抱歉 Sheldon
Oh,Sheldon,I'm sorry,
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没有什么大游行
but there aren't going to be any parades
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也没有评委和奖品
or judges or prizes.
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这派对一定很无聊
This party is just going to suck.
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不会啦 很好玩的
No! Come on,it's going to be fun,
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你们看起来都棒极了
and you all look great.
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你是雷神
I mean,look at you,Thor,
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还有彼得潘
and,oh,Peter Pan.
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很可爱
That's so cute.
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- Penny 其实他是罗宾汉 - 我是彼得潘
-Actually,Penny,he's Robin Hood. -I'm Peter Pan.
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我手里还有一堆妖精粉 写着你的名字呢
And I got a handful of pixie dust with your name on it.
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你才没有
No,you don't.
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呃 Sheldon穿的是什么?
Uh,hey,what's Sheldon supposed to be?
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哦 他那是多普勒效应
Oh,he's the Doppler effect.
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当声源和观察者之间的距离发生变化时
Yes. It's the apparent change in the frequency of a wave
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波动的频率也会发生明显变化
caused by relative motion between the source of the wave and the observer.
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哦 我懂了
Oh,sure,I see it now.
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多普勒效应嘛
The Doppler effect.
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好的 我得去洗澡了
All right,I got to shower.
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你们自便吧
You guys,um,make yourselves comfortable.
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好的
Okay.
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瞧见没?
See?
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人们能懂
People get it.
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以奥丁(北欧神话中的主神)的名义起誓 实在太好吃了
By Odin's beard,this is good Chex mix.
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不用了 我对花生过敏
No,thanks. Peanuts.
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这身紧身衣可没法让我肿胀
I can't afford to swell up in these tights.
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我搞不懂
I'm confused.
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如果没有游行 我们来这干吗?
If there's no costume parade,what are we doing here?
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参与社交活动啊 认识新朋友
We're socializing,meeting new people.
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靠传心术吗?
Telepathically?
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嗨 你们什么时候来的?
Oh,hey,when did you get here?
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嗨
Hi.
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Penny的猫女装是我见过最差的一套
Penny is wearing the worst Catwoman costume I've ever seen.
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比哈里·贝瑞还差 (她曾因<猫女>一片勇夺金酸梅最差女主角)
And that includes Halle Berry's.
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她不是猫女 只是一只普通的猫
She's not Catwoman. She's just a generic cat.
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正是由于竞争机制的缺乏
And that's the kind of sloppy costuming
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才会导致这种三流造型的出现
which results from a lack of rules and competion.
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嘿 快瞧那个性感小护士
Hey,guys,check out the sexy nurse.
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是时候咳嗽装病了
I believe it's time for me to turn my head and cough.
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你准备怎么做?
What is your move?
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用照镜子那招
I'm going to use the mirror technique.
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她拨她的头发 我就拨我的
She brushes her hair back,I brush my hair back...
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她耸肩 我也耸肩
She shrugs,I shrug.
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她下意识里就会觉得 我们心有灵犀 注定是一对
Subconsciously she's thinking,"We're in sync. We belong together."
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你哪学来的这一套?
Where do you get this stuff?
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心理学期刊 网络调查
You know,psychology journals,Internet research,
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电视上也有教如何追求MM
and there's this great show on VH-1 about how to pick up girls.
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我有他那么自信就好了
Oh,if only I had his confidence.
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我不知道怎么和女生说话 或者当着女生的面说话...
I have such difficulty speaking to women,or around women...
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甚至是和娘娘腔说话 有时也有点困难
or at times even effeminate men.
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如果那个听诊器能正常使用
If that's a working stethoscope,
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不如你来测测我的心跳吧?
maybe you'd like to hear my heart skip a beat?
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不用了
No,thanks.
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我说真的 我有瞬间自发性心律失常
No,seriously,you can.I have transient idiopathic arrhythmia.
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我想去认识Penny的朋友们
I want to get to know Penny's friends,
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但我不知道该怎么和他们交谈
I just don't know how to talk to these people.
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这点上 我也许可以帮到你
Well,I actually might be able to help.
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怎么说?
How so?
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就像Jane Goodall观察黑猩猩一样 (英国科学家 以对黑猩猩的研究闻名世界)
Like Jane Goodall observing the apes,
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起初他们之间的互动是混乱且无组织性的
I initially saw their interactions as confusing and unstructured.
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但渐渐有模式可循
But patterns emerge.
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他们有自己独特的语言
They have their own language,if you will.
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继续
Go on.
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新来的人在接近现有的小团体时会说
Well,it seems that the newcomer approaches the existing group with the greeting,
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"我看起来喝醉了吗?"
"How wasted am I?"
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然后对方会回应"老兄..."
Which is met with an approving chorus of "Dude."
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然后呢?
Then what happens?
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我只研究到这个阶段
That's as far as I've gotten.
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真是荒谬
This is ridiculous.
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我准备上了
I'm jumping in.
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祝你好运
Good luck.
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不 你跟我一起
No,you're coming with me.
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我看没这必要
Oh,I hardly think so.
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来嘛
Oh,come on.
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你不怕我给你难堪?
Aren't you afraid I'll embarrass you?
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怕 可我需要一个副手 (wingman:原意指护航的飞机)
Yes; but I need a wing man.
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好吧 可是如果要拿飞行来做比喻的话
All right,but if we're going to use flight metaphors,
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我更适合联邦航空局里
I'm much more suited to being the guy
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那个事故调查员的角色
from the FAA analyzing wreckage.
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嗨
Hi.
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- 嗨 - 你好
Hi. Hello.
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你这身是扮谁?
So what are you supposed to be?
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我? 我给点提示
Me? I'll give you a hint.
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火车?
A choo-choo train?
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接近了!
Close!
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一列脑震荡的火车?
A brain damaged choo-choo train?
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我看起来喝醉了吗?
How wasted am I?
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我还是不懂
I still don't get it.
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我是多普勒效应
I'm the Doppler effect.
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如果那是指一种"学习无能"
Okay,if that's some sort of learning disability,
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那么你也模仿得太烂了
I think it's very insensitive.
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直接告诉人家 你是斑马不就省事了?
Why don't you just tell people you're a zebra?
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那你怎么不告诉人家你是 七个小矮人之一?
Well,why don't you just tell people you're one of the seven dwarves?
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因为我是弗拉多
Because I'm Frodo.
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没错 我是多普勒效应
Yes,well,I'm the Doppler effect.
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- 不会吧 - 怎么了?
-Oh,no. -What?
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那是Penny的前男友
That's Penny's ex-boyfriend.
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他来这里干吗?
What do you suppose he's doing here?
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干扰这里的重力场吗?
Besides disrupting the local gravity field.
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他要是再大块点 月亮会成为他的卫星
If he were any bigger,he'd have moons orbiting him.
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你真刻薄
Oh,snap.
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那么 我们似乎该走了
So,I guess we'll be leaving now.
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为什么要我们走?
Why should we leave?
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很明显他是不请自来 Penny看都不想看他
For all we know he crashed the party and Penny doesn't even want him here.
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还有后备假设吗?
You have a backup hypothesis?
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也许他们只是想做回朋友
Maybe they want to be friends.
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又或者她想做朋友 而他想要更多
Or maybe she wants to be friends and he wants something more.
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那么他和我就在同一圈里
Then he and I are on equal ground.
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没错 但你比他更接近目标
Yes,but you're much closer to it than he is.
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如果是1500年前
Look,if this was 1,500 years ago,
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凭这身体格和力量
by virtue of his size and strength,
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Kurt可以任意挑选自己的女性伴侣
Kurt would be entitled to his choice of female partners.
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还有男性伴侣 动物伴侣
And male partners,animal partners,
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巨型远古茄子
large primordial eggplants--
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几乎要啥有啥
pretty much whatever tickled his fancy.
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没错 但当今社会已经今非昔比了
Yes,but our society has undergone a paradigm shift.
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这是信息时代 Sheldon
In the Information Age,Sheldon,
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你和我才是炙手可热的
you and I are the alpha males.
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我们不该退缩
We shouldn't have to back down.
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说得好
True.
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你干吗不发短信告诉他 看看他会不会退缩?
Why don't you text him that and see if he backs down?
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不
No.
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我要面对面向他展现我的优势
I'm going to assert my dominance face-to-face.
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面对面? 你是要他坐下
Face-to-face? Are you going to wait for him to sit down,
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还是自己站在咖啡桌上?
or are you going to stand on the coffee table?
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嗨 Penny
Hello,Penny.
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嗨 Kurt
Hello,Kurt.
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嗨 你们玩得还好吗?
Oh,hey,guys,are you having a good time?
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鉴于人们对我扮相的反应
Given the reaction to my costume,
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这次派对对美国教育制度 提出了严厉的控诉
this party is a scathing indictment of the American education system.
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你是斑马 对吧?
What,you're a zebra,right?
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可怜的孩子
Yet another child left behind.
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你又是什么 精灵?
And what are you supposed to be,an elf?
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不 我是霍比特人
No,I'm a hobbit.
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有什么不同?
What's the difference?
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霍比特人是居住在地下 非不死的半成年人
A hobbit is a mortal halfling inhabitant of Middle Earth,
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而精灵则是不死而高大的战士
whereas an elf is an immortal,tall warrior.
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那你为什么要做个矮人呢?
So why the hell would you want to be a hobbit?
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因为他既不高也会死
Because he's neither tall nor immortal
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而且我们没有人能成为闪电侠
and none of us could be The Flash.
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随你怎说
Well,whatever.
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不如你们赶紧消失
Why don't you go hop off on a quest?
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我正和Penny说话呢
I'm talking to Penny here.
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我想我们都在和Penny说话
I think we're all talking to Penny here.
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我没有 我没恶意
I'm not. No offense.
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好吧 可能你没听懂我意思
Okay,maybe you didn't hear me.
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- 滚蛋 - 好啦 Kurt 有礼貌点
-Go away. -All right,Kurt,be nice.
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我很有礼貌
Oh,I am being nice.
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对不对 小朋友?
Right,little buddy?
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- Kurt - 好吧
-Kurt. -Okay.
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你震动着胸肌吓唬我 我能理解
I understand your impulse to try to physically intimidate me.
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因为你在智力上无法和我匹敌
I mean,you can't compete with me on an intellectual level
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所以你选择这种夸大兽性的方式
so you're driven to animalistic puffery.
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你是说 我是大胖动物吗?
You calling me a puffy animal?
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当然不是啦 不 他不是
Of course not. No,he's not.
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你不是 对吧 Leonard?
You're not,right,Leonard?
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不 我是说"兽性"
No,I said "animalistic."
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当然我们都是动物
Of course we're all animals,
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只不过我们当中一些人 在进化树上爬得更高一些
but some of us have climbed a little higher on the evolutionary tree.
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要是他听懂了 你就完蛋了
If he understands that,you're in trouble.
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所以是怎么样 你说我没进化吗?
So,what,I'm unevolved?
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你完蛋了
You're in trouble.
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你这小矮人 还真好意思给自己戴高帽
You know,you use a lot of big words for such a little dwarf.
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好吧 Kurt 别这样
Okay,Kurt,please.
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Penny 没关系 我可以处理
Penny,it's okay. I can handle this.
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我不是矮人
I am not a dwarf,
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我是霍比特人
I'm a hobbit.
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一个霍比特人...
A hobbit.
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会把你大脑海马状突起里的 神经元击碎
Are misfiring neurons in your hippocampus preventing the conversion
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以防止你的短时记忆 向长时记忆转化 懂吗?
from short-term to long-term memory?
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你开始让我抓狂了
Okay,now you're starting to make me mad.
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一个发现自己可对立拇指的能人说什么?
A homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what?
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什么?
What?
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我想我已经说得很清楚了
I think I've made my point.
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是吗? 不如我在你的小脑袋上 凿个洞让你更清楚点?
Yeah? How about I make a point out of your pointy little head?
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容我插句嘴 精神上我绝对支持你
Let me remind you,while my moral support is absolute,
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但若需要身体接触 我的作用是零
in a physical confrontation,I will be less than useless.
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根本就不会有什么身体接触
There's not going to be a confrontation.
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说实话 我怀疑他能不能把 "身体接触"拼出来
In fact,I doubt if he can even spell "confrontation."
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C-O-N...
C- O-N...
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frontation! (果然拼不出来- -)
frontation!
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Kurt 马上放下他
Kurt,put him down this instant!
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他先惹我的
He started it!
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我不管 总之放下他
I don't care. I'm finishing it.Put him down!
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好吧
Fine.
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算你个妖精走运
You're one lucky little leprechaun.
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他是霍比特人!
He's a hobbit!
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我顶你
I got your back.
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Leonard 你没事吧?
Leonard,are you okay?
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没事
Yeah,I'm fine.
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这派对很棒 谢谢你邀请我们
It's good,it's a good party,thanks for having us.
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时间也不早了 所以...
It's just getting a little late,so...
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好吧
Oh,okay.
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好吧 谢谢你们能来
All right,well,thank you for coming.
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万圣节快乐
Happy Halloween.
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如果这也算安慰的话
If it's any consolation,
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我想说 你那句"能人"的确很到位
I thought that homo habilis line really put him in his place.
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那是什么?
What's that?
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茶
Tea.
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当人们伤心时
When people are upset,
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传统礼节就是为他们奉上热饮
the cultural convention is to bring them hot beverages.
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别伤心
There,there.
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要谈谈吗?
You want to talk about it?
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- 不 - 好
-No. -Good.
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我只会说"别伤心"了
"There,there" was really all I had.
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晚安 Sheldon
Good night,Sheldon.
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晚安 Leonard
Good night,Leonard.
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嘿 Leonard?
Hey,Leonard?
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嗨 Penny
Hi,Penny.
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我只是来看看你有没事
Hey,I just wanted to make sure you were okay.
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我很好
I'm fine.
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刚才的事真不好意思
I am so sorry about what happened.
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不怪你
It's not your fault.
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怪我
Yes,it is.
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这就是我和他分手的原因
That's why I broke up with him.
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他经常干这么出格的事
He always does stuff like that.
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那他怎么会出现在派对上?
So why was he at your party?
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上周我碰见他 他说他知错了
Well,I ran into him last week and he was just all apologetic about how he's changed.
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谁知他还是死性不改
And he was just going on and on and...
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我真是瞎了眼
I believed him and I'm an idiot
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因为我总是那么容易相信那种男人
because I always believe guys like that.
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现在他还在那待着 我根本不想回去
And I can't go back to my party because he's there.
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我知道你不想听这些 但我很伤心
And know you don't want to hear this and I'm upset
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我很醉 我只想...
and I'm really drunk and I just want to...
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别伤心
There,there.
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天 我做错什么了吗?
God,what is wrong with me?
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没有 你很完美
Nothing,you're perfect.
351
00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:50,830
我不完美
I'm not perfect.
352
00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:53,220
你完美
Yes,you are.
353
00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:58,570
你真的这么想?
You really think so,don't you?
354
00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:12,480
Penny?
Penny?
355
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,530
恩?
Yeah?
356
00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:18,030
你今晚喝了多少?
How much have you had to drink tonight?
357
00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:23,000
就...很多
Just... a lot.
358
00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:27,490
你确信你喝醉酒且对Kurt生气的事实
Are you sure that your being drunk and your being angry with Kurt
359
00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:31,460
与刚才发生的事情没有关系吗?
doesn't have something to do with what's going on here?
360
00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:34,880
可能有吧
It might.
361
00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:37,960
天啊 你真聪明
Boy,you're really smart.
362
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:41,640
是啊 我TMD就是个天才
Yeah,I'm a frickin' genius.
363
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,270
Leonard 你真是太好了
Leonard,you are so great.
364
00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:50,210
全世界男人都像你这样就好了
Why can't all guys be like you?
365
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:51,790
如果是那样的话
Because if all guys were like me,
366
00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:55,420
人类就无法繁衍了
the human race couldn't survive.
367
00:18:58,530 --> 00:19:00,310
我想我该走了
I should probably go.
368
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:02,940
是的
Probably.
369
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,240
谢谢
Thank you.
370
00:19:22,590 --> 00:19:25,980
是的 你没看错
That's right,you saw what you saw.
371
00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:30,670
我们在夏尔就是这么狂欢的 (<魔戒>中弗拉多的家乡)
That's how we roll in the Shire.
372
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:38,110
来了
Coming.
373
00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:45,230
嘿 看见Koothrappali了吗?
Hey,have you seen Koothrappali?
374
00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:46,970
他不在这
He's not here.
375
00:19:46,970 --> 00:19:50,620
也许复仇者们把他召走了
Maybe the Avengers summoned him.
376
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:53,860
他不是神奇漫画里那个雷神 是北欧神话里那个雷神
He's not the Marvel Comics Thor,he's the original Norse god.
377
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,340
谢谢你的解释
Thank you for the clarification.
378
00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:57,630
我本来要送他回家的
I'm supposed to give him a ride home.
379
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,230
放心吧 他没事
Well,I'm sure he'll be fine.
380
00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:02,630
他带着锤子呢
He has his hammer.
381
00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:13,000
我得承认 你太了不起了
I have to say,you are an amazing man.
382
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,540
温柔 有激情
You're gentle,and passionate.
383
00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:21,440
而且 你还是个超好的倾听者
And,my God,you are such a good listener.
384
00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:26,920
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