醜陋的程序員

{"type":"doc","content":[{"type":"blockquote","content":[{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"“自己這個東西是看不見的，撞上一些別的什麼，反彈回來，纔會瞭解自己。--山本耀司"}]}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"不識廬山真面目，只緣生在此山中。程序員不自知的醜陋，爲你一一揭開。"}]},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"從不爲付費軟件付費"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"我一個同事曾經去香港出差，給香港同事炫耀自己使用破解軟件，結果被大家狠狠的鄙視。中國留學生在國外使用盜版軟件被抓被罰款的屢見不鮮，中國的軟件行業起不來，很大原因就是國人不願付費，餓死了軟件開發者，造成惡性循環。甚至某些知名軟件官網屏蔽中國ip來防止我們下載破解。程序員更甚！寧願花半天時間去研究破解、找破解版，也不願支付幾塊錢購買。不是消費不起，就是這德性。還要把破解過程，破解碼分享出去讓更多的人來使用。“當醜力求自炫爲美的時候，醜就變成了滑稽”，靠！你也是做軟件的啊，你這是真要了同行的命，毀了中國軟件的未來。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"還不止付費軟件，去某寶花幾塊錢買原價數千的視頻教程、買盜版電子書。這些作者真的要吐血了。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"程序員利用自己的技術破壞規則和秩序，這種行爲是什麼行爲！法制是一個社會文明的基石。程序員，請做文明人，遵守契約精神，尊重別人勞動成果。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"喜新厭舊"}]},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":3},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"喜新"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"什麼火就學什麼，沒學過python的程序員不多了。我說你一個大專畢業的，很多人都是非計算機專業畢業，參加個培訓班就上崗當程序員了，這些人瞎摻和人工智能，AI，大數據。連計算機數據結構都沒怎麼學好，就去研究學這些東西。先把你平時用的業務功能開發技術框架原理搞清楚先。"}]},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":3},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"厭舊"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"總是想學新技術，一旦重複使用老技術裏面失去工作激情，就想着要換工作了。我今年面試的人中，一半以上的人就因爲原公司技術老舊想換工作。那富士康流水線上的工人重複工作幾十人，那些人不活了嗎（備註：有富士康員工因壓抑而跳樓的）"}]},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"鄙視鏈嚴重"}]},{"type":"blockquote","content":[{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"“本是同根生相煎何太急”"}]}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"彙編語言程序員鄙視C語言程序員，C語言程序員鄙視C++程序員，"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"C++程序員鄙視java程序員，JAVA程序員鄙視c#程序員，"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"c#程序員鄙視vb程序員，最被鄙視的就是前端程序員。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"這裏重點說一下PHP，很多人PHP程序員總是說PHP是世界上最好的語言，這明顯是在鄙視其他編程語言。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"加班狂"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"多少次家人沒等到你喫晚飯，兒子沒等到你就睡了。世界上最遠的距離是在同一個屋檐下，卻很少相見。晚上要加班，週末要加班,節假日還要加班，服務器崩潰要加班,服務器不崩潰也要寫bug讓它崩潰加班。程序員自己也很委屈，“難道是我願意的嗎！”。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"有公司老闆在年會上說強制要996,並且說”幾年後回頭看，這絕對是好事”，我是相信的。馬雲說996是福報，結果螞蟻金服上市，造就大批富豪，我更相信了。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"跳槽跑路頻繁"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"程序員是離職率最高的職業之一。程序員快速漲薪的不二法則就是通過跳槽來實現。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"一年內工資沒漲，跳槽。沒學到新技術， 跳槽。公司規章制度多，跳槽。不讓穿拖鞋，跳槽。喜歡打聽別人工資，聽到別人工資高比自己搞，跳槽。被領導懟了不爽，跳槽。需求變動太多，跳槽。加班多，跳槽，加班費低，跳槽。每次跳槽都會找個冠冕堂皇的理由，比如我要回老家了，我二舅的親戚去世，我要去創業了等等。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"被領導懟，線上出大bug時，獎金被扣時，有時會選擇刪庫跑路。跳槽你正常跳啊，但你刪庫就過分了，微盟員工刪庫跑路給公司造成10億損失。這員工太缺德了。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"經常去大保健"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"難道是因爲程序員的職業病，所以必須要經常去大保健（痔瘡、頸椎病、近視眼、肥胖、前列腺炎, 駝背,掉頭髮，腰肌勞損，乾眼症，失眠，鼠標手，駝背,掉頭髮禿頂等）。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"正常的保健養生沒問題，不要幹違法的就行。多年後一個個程序員都變成了大保健界的老司機了。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"一言不合就打人"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"爲什麼偏偏每次產品經理被程序員打？難道是產品的需求改的太頻繁了？一改需求程序員就暴跳如雷，一言不合就打產品，這種新聞屢見不鮮，爲什麼不能先去找領導告狀呢。產品經理表示委屈，我就不能改改需求了！"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"背後說別人技術不行"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"程序員評價其他程序員很簡單，技術行還是不行。說一個程序員技術不行，是對這個程序員最大的侮辱！"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"愛甩鍋"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"線上出bug，第一時間說是產品經理的問題，需求沒搞好，第二時間說測試的問題，測試沒有測出來。第三時間說這個代碼不是我寫的。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"討厭寫文檔，討厭做自測"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"沒人要求，就不做自測。我曾經的一家公司，因爲管理的問題，代碼質量差。每次產品經理給客戶演示新公司時都提心吊膽，害怕出現各種問題。有一次演示完後很開心的給技術總監發一個郵件表揚了開發人員，這次演示很好，沒有出現之前的bug滿天飛的情況。程序員寧願寫10天代碼，也不願寫1小時文檔，爲什麼。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"沒情商"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"在公司大會上直接懟大老闆，指出老闆發言中的問題，不給老闆一點面子。眼裏只有對和錯，就像程序一樣，要麼能編譯通過，要麼不通過，沒有中間的灰度。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"總想着財務自由"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"看這阿里上市，百度上市，螞蟻金服上市，很多人都變富豪了，那是羨慕嫉妒恨啊。想着自己什麼時候也能加入個創業公司，自己也曾經幹了好幾個創業公司，不是倒閉就是拖欠工資，鬱悶！"}]},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"一直在學習"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"技術是沒有盡頭的，但程序員總是在學習，總是認爲要做架構師，總認爲技術可以換來更高的工資。 總以爲自己能力沒有發揮，熬夜通宵研究一個新技術，很有成就感，但其實對公司沒多少價值，只是自己自嗨。研究了很多框架，一個個都被淘汰。多年的積累呢，沒有多少積累。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"我告訴各位程序員，不以漲工資爲目的的學習，都是耍流氓。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"醜陋的可愛"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"上面的“醜陋”，也是程序員的可愛之處，未來國家之間的競爭是科技的競爭，科技的競爭需要大量的程序員。"},{"type":"text","marks":[{"type":"strong"}],"text":"在自己有限的10年的職業生涯，發揮出更多的光和熱，不要35歲時迷茫困惑時空悲切，不要榨乾青春之時，才迷茫焦慮。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}}]}