丑陋的程序员

{"type":"doc","content":[{"type":"blockquote","content":[{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"“自己这个东西是看不见的，撞上一些别的什么，反弹回来，才会了解自己。--山本耀司"}]}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"不识庐山真面目，只缘生在此山中。程序员不自知的丑陋，为你一一揭开。"}]},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"从不为付费软件付费"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"我一个同事曾经去香港出差，给香港同事炫耀自己使用破解软件，结果被大家狠狠的鄙视。中国留学生在国外使用盗版软件被抓被罚款的屡见不鲜，中国的软件行业起不来，很大原因就是国人不愿付费，饿死了软件开发者，造成恶性循环。甚至某些知名软件官网屏蔽中国ip来防止我们下载破解。程序员更甚！宁愿花半天时间去研究破解、找破解版，也不愿支付几块钱购买。不是消费不起，就是这德性。还要把破解过程，破解码分享出去让更多的人来使用。“当丑力求自炫为美的时候，丑就变成了滑稽”，靠！你也是做软件的啊，你这是真要了同行的命，毁了中国软件的未来。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"还不止付费软件，去某宝花几块钱买原价数千的视频教程、买盗版电子书。这些作者真的要吐血了。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"程序员利用自己的技术破坏规则和秩序，这种行为是什么行为！法制是一个社会文明的基石。程序员，请做文明人，遵守契约精神，尊重别人劳动成果。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"喜新厌旧"}]},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":3},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"喜新"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"什么火就学什么，没学过python的程序员不多了。我说你一个大专毕业的，很多人都是非计算机专业毕业，参加个培训班就上岗当程序员了，这些人瞎掺和人工智能，AI，大数据。连计算机数据结构都没怎么学好，就去研究学这些东西。先把你平时用的业务功能开发技术框架原理搞清楚先。"}]},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":3},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"厌旧"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"总是想学新技术，一旦重复使用老技术里面失去工作激情，就想着要换工作了。我今年面试的人中，一半以上的人就因为原公司技术老旧想换工作。那富士康流水线上的工人重复工作几十人，那些人不活了吗（备注：有富士康员工因压抑而跳楼的）"}]},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"鄙视链严重"}]},{"type":"blockquote","content":[{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"“本是同根生相煎何太急”"}]}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"汇编语言程序员鄙视C语言程序员，C语言程序员鄙视C++程序员，"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"C++程序员鄙视java程序员，JAVA程序员鄙视c#程序员，"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"c#程序员鄙视vb程序员，最被鄙视的就是前端程序员。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"这里重点说一下PHP，很多人PHP程序员总是说PHP是世界上最好的语言，这明显是在鄙视其他编程语言。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"加班狂"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"多少次家人没等到你吃晚饭，儿子没等到你就睡了。世界上最远的距离是在同一个屋檐下，却很少相见。晚上要加班，周末要加班,节假日还要加班，服务器崩溃要加班,服务器不崩溃也要写bug让它崩溃加班。程序员自己也很委屈，“难道是我愿意的吗！”。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"有公司老板在年会上说强制要996,并且说”几年后回头看，这绝对是好事”，我是相信的。马云说996是福报，结果蚂蚁金服上市，造就大批富豪，我更相信了。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"跳槽跑路频繁"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"程序员是离职率最高的职业之一。程序员快速涨薪的不二法则就是通过跳槽来实现。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"一年内工资没涨，跳槽。没学到新技术， 跳槽。公司规章制度多，跳槽。不让穿拖鞋，跳槽。喜欢打听别人工资，听到别人工资高比自己搞，跳槽。被领导怼了不爽，跳槽。需求变动太多，跳槽。加班多，跳槽，加班费低，跳槽。每次跳槽都会找个冠冕堂皇的理由，比如我要回老家了，我二舅的亲戚去世，我要去创业了等等。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"被领导怼，线上出大bug时，奖金被扣时，有时会选择删库跑路。跳槽你正常跳啊，但你删库就过分了，微盟员工删库跑路给公司造成10亿损失。这员工太缺德了。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"经常去大保健"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"难道是因为程序员的职业病，所以必须要经常去大保健（痔疮、颈椎病、近视眼、肥胖、前列腺炎, 驼背,掉头发，腰肌劳损，干眼症，失眠，鼠标手，驼背,掉头发秃顶等）。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"正常的保健养生没问题，不要干违法的就行。多年后一个个程序员都变成了大保健界的老司机了。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"一言不合就打人"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"为什么偏偏每次产品经理被程序员打？难道是产品的需求改的太频繁了？一改需求程序员就暴跳如雷，一言不合就打产品，这种新闻屡见不鲜，为什么不能先去找领导告状呢。产品经理表示委屈，我就不能改改需求了！"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"背后说别人技术不行"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"程序员评价其他程序员很简单，技术行还是不行。说一个程序员技术不行，是对这个程序员最大的侮辱！"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"爱甩锅"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"线上出bug，第一时间说是产品经理的问题，需求没搞好，第二时间说测试的问题，测试没有测出来。第三时间说这个代码不是我写的。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"讨厌写文档，讨厌做自测"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"没人要求，就不做自测。我曾经的一家公司，因为管理的问题，代码质量差。每次产品经理给客户演示新公司时都提心吊胆，害怕出现各种问题。有一次演示完后很开心的给技术总监发一个邮件表扬了开发人员，这次演示很好，没有出现之前的bug满天飞的情况。程序员宁愿写10天代码，也不愿写1小时文档，为什么。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"没情商"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"在公司大会上直接怼大老板，指出老板发言中的问题，不给老板一点面子。眼里只有对和错，就像程序一样，要么能编译通过，要么不通过，没有中间的灰度。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"总想着财务自由"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"看这阿里上市，百度上市，蚂蚁金服上市，很多人都变富豪了，那是羡慕嫉妒恨啊。想着自己什么时候也能加入个创业公司，自己也曾经干了好几个创业公司，不是倒闭就是拖欠工资，郁闷！"}]},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"一直在学习"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"技术是没有尽头的，但程序员总是在学习，总是认为要做架构师，总认为技术可以换来更高的工资。 总以为自己能力没有发挥，熬夜通宵研究一个新技术，很有成就感，但其实对公司没多少价值，只是自己自嗨。研究了很多框架，一个个都被淘汰。多年的积累呢，没有多少积累。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"我告诉各位程序员，不以涨工资为目的的学习，都是耍流氓。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}},{"type":"heading","attrs":{"align":null,"level":2},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"丑陋的可爱"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null},"content":[{"type":"text","text":"上面的“丑陋”，也是程序员的可爱之处，未来国家之间的竞争是科技的竞争，科技的竞争需要大量的程序员。"},{"type":"text","marks":[{"type":"strong"}],"text":"在自己有限的10年的职业生涯，发挥出更多的光和热，不要35岁时迷茫困惑时空悲切，不要榨干青春之时，才迷茫焦虑。"}]},{"type":"paragraph","attrs":{"indent":0,"number":0,"align":null,"origin":null}}]}