2005年中國十大笑話

　　　　　
　　　　　
1。石油電信電力等行業中幾乎沒有壟斷，它是國家的，它是人民的。所以，它所獲得的盈利都是爲人民謀利益的。?                             
－－12月22日國資委主任李榮融在國新辦記者會上表示                                                                                   
                                                                                                                                  
2。“中國教育改革是成功的！一個承擔着教育規模爲世界之最的教育，實現了“兩個跨越”：使85%以上的人接受了義務教育，使20%的人接受高等教育”
                                                                                                                                  
－－12月22日教育部新聞發言人王旭明與網民交流                                                                                       
                                                                                                                                  
3。“藥品不能當饅頭賣！藥價不貴，不同意降價”                                                                                       
－－東盛製藥集團總裁陶朝輝在“中國醫藥風雲榜”頒獎典禮上拋出“饅頭論”                                                                 
                                                                                                                                  
4。“房產就該暴利！將暴利進行到底”                                                                                                 
－－11月中旬，北京華遠地產董事長任志強在“2005首屆中國地產品牌價值評估與品牌評選活動”論壇上發言                                     
                                                                                                                                  
5。“礦難與礦工素質不高有關”                                                                                                       
－－11月30日黑龍江七臺河礦難礦方領導接受採訪表示                                                                                   
                                                                                                                                  
6。“出現‘警匪勾結’這種情況的重要原因是警察待遇過低”                                                                               
－－成都火車站派出所副所長付小華接受採訪時表示                                                                                     
                                                                                                                                  
7。“起徵點太高就剝奪了低收入者作爲納稅人的榮譽”                                                                                   
－－全國人大農業與農村委員會委員任正隆                                                                                             
                                                                                                                                  
8. “8億多農民和下崗工人是中國巨大的財富，沒有他們的辛苦哪有少數人的享樂，他們的存在和維持現在的狀態是很有必要的。”                 
－－ 經濟學家厲以寧如是說                                                                                                         
                                                                                                                                  
9.“反恐新方法---地鐵家屬免票制 ，碰到任何緊急情況下，能及時幫助疏散與救援，這是一個安全上的舉措，並不是專門把免費作爲福利.”       
－－ 盧光霖廣州市地下鐵道總公司總經理。                                                                                           
                                                                                                                                  
10 ."爆炸產生水和二氧化碳，不會污染水源"                                                                                           
－－ 吉林石化的人所說